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About Me

Yo! Name's Brenda and I would like nothing more than to rule this earth! I like cookies! I have short attention span...especially around shiny objects...^_^. . .I'm somewhat paranoid. . .especially around squirrels. . . I mean it's pretty obvious they're up to something, they just sit there and stare at you with those unblinking eyes. . . that's a dead giveaway!
*I LOVE music!
*Getting on earthling's Nerves
*I LOVE Art!
*Talking..i kinda tend to make friends quick cuz i'm very charming and cool. . .my family says it's cuz I never shut up. . .
*Reincarnation, I don't think we ever really die. I think we just move on to something else based on this life's actions...that's why I would like to reincarnate as a bird...wouldn't it be cool to just fly around and do nothing but take a shit and eat?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Criss Angel, word is that he's the antichrist
A talking dog
Me from a parallel universe
Me from a past life
George Lopez
Courtney Love
Carlos Mencia
Aliens.....hey that would be the shit! ^_^

My Blog

How to be Emo. . . .

hmmm . . . I should give this a try. . . okay 1. Look like a dike. . . *don't wear make-up, hate male genitalia, and spout out obcenities to girls such as "Hey! Nice Tits!"* - It's gonna be tough, but...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:56:00 GMT

Questions that have plagued my every waking moment!

So I have been lying on my bed in one of my apathetic phases were I look at the ceiling and slowly drift into madness and I came up with these:1.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:44:00 GMT

What Men and Women Say and What They Really Mean!

PART I The Men's Guide to what the Woman really meanYou want = You wantWe need = I wantIt's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 22:08:00 GMT

haha

Q: What do you call a man with half a brain? A: Gifted
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 22:07:00 GMT

Three wise women...

You know what would have happened if there had been three wise WOMEN instead of three wise MEN, don't you? They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the s...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 22:06:00 GMT

Men and Women

Q: How many men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, they just sit there in the dark and complain. Q. Why are men like public toilets?A. Because all the good ones are engaged and the only one...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 22:05:00 GMT

What's Your Reputation?

Your Reputation Is: Mean Girl You rule through teasing and intimidation.. Yet, people would give the world to be your friend What's Your Reputation?
Posted by on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 15:58:00 GMT

What Type Of Killer Are You?

You are an assassin.That means you are a proffessional and do yourjob without mixing any emotions in it. In yourlife you have probably been hurt many times andhave gotten some mental scars. This resul...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 15:57:00 GMT

What Elemental Goddess Are You?

Wind Goddess What Elemental Goddess Are You? (Earth, Fire, Wind, Water) + Pictures + brought to you by Quizilla
Posted by on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 15:55:00 GMT

What's Your Fashion Style?

Your Fashion Style is Urban You've got a style all your own... and it works Not too trendy, not too freaky - you've got streetwear down to a science You always look cute and put together, but keep ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 15:52:00 GMT