An open letter to the old, sick people whose days I will be ruining tomorrow. |
Dear Old Sick People, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. You were probably excited when you got my letter in the mail. It had been about two months since you sent in that appeal and you were starting to won...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:16:00 GMT |
Shoes |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HjIljJd-o0
Told my friends I would post this so they could see it. This guy might be making fun of me, but I love this video.
Posted by on Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:32:00 GMT |
"Life's not hard but it's too long" |
There was a boy I used to camp with. His name was Salami. I didn't know him well. I just got told that he has passed. When these things happen, I am always surprised that I have to be told. Shouldn't ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 08:39:00 GMT |
Do you wish to cancel this relationship? |
Breaking up in real life seems so much less cruel than it does in cyberspace. In real life, so little changes. This dude that you saw once in while comes over less often. It's just not that big of a ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 20:01:00 GMT |
Real Bigots Update |
Once upon a time, during a poetry reading, some random dude read a poem in which he expressed his disdain for white people, specifically because white people never experienced any real troubles in lif...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:42:00 GMT |
Fake Lesbians Vs Real Bigots |
Last night, my favorite website was discussing whether such public figures as Tila Tequila and Katy Perry were positive or negative for female bisexuality.
This morning, on the radio, I woke up to a l...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 09:33:00 GMT |
I got a new job!!! |
I interviewed for this really great job with Palmetto two weeks ago. It was a REALLY good job, and I tend to live on the cynical side of realistic, so I kind of told myself that I would never really b...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:07:00 GMT |
Divorce Finalization on Tuesday |
I am so nervous about my court appearance Tuesday.
I feel as if I am scheduled for a very important and very risky surgury.
It's not as if I don't WANT the surgury. And I certainly understand that f...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 01:36:00 GMT |
Dear Newscaster: Sex does does not involve children. |
This morning, my radio announced to me an arrest had been made in a "child sex ring".
A sharp but subtle emphasis was put on the word "SEX"... just enough to hear it. Just enough to let the listener ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:03:00 GMT |
I keep getting older, and they just stay the same. |
I want to ask all my former lovers
Are you OK? Do you regret me? Was I mean to you in a way that you couldn’t tell me at the time?
And then I remember that I don’t really care. If I had ca...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 06:43:00 GMT |
