I'm nice.
I'm friendly.
I'm interesting.
I'm funny.
I have a good story or two.
Someone nice and friendly with interesting stories.
Or at least funny stories.
Or someone who is willing to give me free bass lesson.
Like Coffee? Not crazy? Works for me.
The not being crazy thing is really important.
P.S. Tattooed people too. (As long as you're not crazy.) I like tattoos.