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Zack

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

About Me

Quotes from my favorite movie Fight Club.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows. The illusion of safety.
Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
Man, I see... the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. An entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
First you have to give up, first you have to *know*... not fear... *know*... that someday you're gonna die.
You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your khakis.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.
It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
Do you know what a duvet is? It's a blanket. Just a blanket. Why do guys like you and I know what a duvet is? Is it essential to our survival in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word?
The things you own end up owning you.
We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra. Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man.
Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.
I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.
We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

My Interests

playing golf
going out to eat
weight lifting
music
cars
motorcycles
drinking
movies
hanging out with my friends

I'd like to meet:

Jimi HendrixNatalie Portman and Zach BraffClive OwenVictor Wooten..

Music:

The White Stripes
Nirvana
DCFC
Kings of Leon
30 Seconds to Mars
Seether
TOOL
Frank Sinatra
Weezer
The Shins
Pantera

Movies:

Fight Club
Garden State
Gladiator
Snatch
Old School
The Big Lebowski
Super Troopers
Tombstone
Braveheart
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Stranger than Fiction

Television:

Entourage
Miami Ink
Lucky Louie
Mythbusters
Grey's Anatomy
The Black Donnellys

Books:

Michael Chrichton
Christopher Moore
Stephen King

My Blog

I am super ugly.

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Posted by Zack on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 01:20:00 PST

I has a blog. Horra.


Posted by Zack on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:03:00 PST

Pictures from my trip to the beach on the 4th.

I didn't have any pictures really turn out.  These were the best of the group.  They're full sized, so it may take a minute for them to load.  I left them big because I don't have a bat...
Posted by Zack on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:51:00 PST

I had an awesome 4th of July.

I went to the beach with som friends of mine for the day.  It was great.  We had a feast for dinner, and saw amazingly awesome fireworks.  The next morning I saw the sun rise on the bea...
Posted by Zack on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:58:00 PST

Coffee Drinkers UNITE!

I read in this months Men's Fitness that people who drink 4, 6 oz servings of coffee a day, reduce their risk of heart disease by 50%.  That's huge.  So drink up guys and gals!  It's go...
Posted by Zack on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 04:04:00 PST

The only good chain email I've ever received.

Apparently this is old, but this week was the first time I've ever read it.  I thought I would post it for posterity.  I don't know who wrote it, but for the most part, I agree. "The other...
Posted by Zack on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:05:00 PST

Working in the yard makes me feel good.

        I just got done cleaning the pool.  It's nice and sparkly, and not covered in dirt.  The times I had my hand in the water, it felt TONs warmer than it w...
Posted by Zack on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:10:00 PST

I feel dirty.

I compromised my values yesterday.  I ate at Schlotsky's.  I know I said that I'd never do it.  I was at Blockbuster, and I was hungry, and I needed to be back at work ASAP, and it was ...
Posted by Zack on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:36:00 PST

I've got glasses.

I'm not really sure what to make of them yet.  I had to buy my first pair in 10 years last week becuase I have some kind of eye infection.  Hopefully that'll be gone before I run out of eye ...
Posted by Zack on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:17:00 PST

No More Ebay Purchases

I won't be buying anything else from Ebay.  I've had nothing but bad experiences.  I purchased a new watch from a Seiko dealer in Singapore, where most of their watches are manufactured.&nbs...
Posted by Zack on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:47:00 PST