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My Blog

I'm starting an Inline hockey club in Emerald - Requesting interested persons.

.. Emera..ld Inlin..e Hocke..y Club... Yes i'm start..ing it. I'm curre..ntly in the middl..e of creat..ing an inlin..e-..hocke..y club in Emera..ld for the Centr..al Highl..ands.For those.. ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:08:00 GMT

LOL @ BLIZZ

SIGH....  Account Action: WarningOffenses: Harassment Policy Violation - SpammingThis category includes:* Excessively communicating the same phrase, similar phrases, or pure gibberishThis include...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:14:00 GMT

CH!LLN IS BACK

Well because Quincy hasn't got the slightest idea of how to promote things or provide adequate information (ie: "Chilln is back. Support us." -Quincy), i've taken it upon myself to inform the masses t...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:25:00 GMT

Die in a fire you fuckwits.

Here is one of the many dumbass chain letters floating around myspace. Let's take a few minutes to analyse this piece of shit redundant and conflicting piece of trash shall we? ----------------------...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:27:00 GMT

Monkey magic super awesome quiz.

Another quiz. It's serious this time. Srsly.   1. Do you laugh at your own fanny farts?   2. Do headz wanna know who to thank for your flow?   3. Vas villst du noch von mir? 4. Y...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:13:00 GMT

Clermont v Capella union grand final

THE chant went up amid the raucous crowd. "Bush Pigs! Bush Pigs!" came the cry over a myriad of heels abusing the grandstand. Thirty seconds to go and Capella has been in possession for the past fi...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:16:00 GMT

A poem by me. Fuck thee, Monday.

FUCK THEE, MONDAY. To thee, Monday, what problems have I cast unto?Answer, Monday, that you deal my psychic felling blows;And not, Monday, that of a shrew unto her petulant child;But that, M...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:00:00 GMT

Something that really fucks my ass.

One thing that really fucking pisses me off is the incorrect assumption that 'wherefore' means 'where'. A BIG FAT FUCKING EXAMPLE: Romeo and Juliet.[Juliet] O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Rom...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 16:07:00 GMT

Logan jokes :P

Considering I lived in Logan (Brisbane suburb) for four years, these are very very funny to me :P Q. Two Logan girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?A. Society. Q. What does a Logan girl use as protection ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:47:00 GMT

So I made this survey today because i’m sick of stupid questions.

What color condom are you wearing?How many pens are in the center console in your car?Do you choose your socks to match your underwear?...Just incase?How many times have you taken a shit in the past 3...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:26:00 GMT