Hello, friends. My name is Colin M. Baker XVII. I live in the wonderful city of Madison, Wisconsin, where my time is split being a Master of Internets, as well as an NBA superstar.
Before moving back to Madison, I attended school at The St. Cloud State University in St. Cloud, MN. After three years, I faced the same dilemma that faces many student-athletes - the decision on whether to go pro, or stay for one final year.
It was a difficult decision, but in the end, the allure of a lucrative pro contract was something that I just couldn't pass up. I quickly signed on with an internet service provider here in Madison, and it quickly became clear to me that I had made the right choice.
Previous to my college career, I was the President of Quebec. It was a difficult job, watching over all of those frenchmen, but I sure pulled it off beautifully. They even said one day I might get to have my face on a canadian nickel.
As stated above, I'm also a huge NBA star. Unfortunately I don't play for any team right now, but I'm sure its just because my agent sucks. Nothing to do with being short, white, and a horrible basketball player.
Feel free to visit my website, colinbaker.org , to find out more! At colinbaker.org, you can always chill out and do whatever and totally relax.
Until then, have yourself a wonderful time exploring this vast, magnificent internet!
