The Origin of Spices |
June 3rd,Dear Diary, Just got home from a long jog, boy, my legs are tired! I think I pulled a calf muscle out there. I need to be more careful when pushing little kids out of my way on the trail...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:30:00 GMT |
The Joy Cooking (No, not meth!) |
May 27, 2008Dear Diary, Today, everything is going as planned. My pee smelled funny, like yellow hot dogs, or Spanish rice. It must have been from the Bratwurst that I burnt and the...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 21:42:00 GMT |
Canterbury Tales |
When traveling through Middleton I happened upon a Scottish bloke whom seemed a bit distraught. His demeanor was aggravated for his shirt pocket had been torn assunder by a group of frenzied Wellshmen...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:33:00 GMT |
Hessians |
Rescently I had the unfortunate luck to run into the most adored rocker of all time. Jon 'Flippin' Bon Jovi. I know some of you might be saying 'why would anyone not want to run into that piece of ass...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 14:23:00 GMT |
Movies That Must Be Made |
For the New Year I've quit many things, but there's one activity that never gets old, that's right, I'm talking about shitting on old women... No, that's not true. What I really mean to say is that I ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 22:01:00 GMT |
sweet blahg. |
I believe the money spent on developing new cell phones is greater than the money spent on developing cures for cancer. Not ironic, but crazy.
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 22:49:00 GMT |
Bejewled? I think not. |
Whilst serving coffee, or "flinging the bean" as we baristas in the know call it, I heard a song on XM Cafe, the preffered station for the hipster dofus'. The song was quite good and was sandwiched be...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 18:33:00 GMT |
Mr. Anderson |
I've been informed that Anderson Copper, a famed and noted journalist with an extraordinary tour of duty spanning from Iraq to Katrina, has rescently been put in charge of his most daunting, most elec...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 17:26:00 GMT |
Wanschmelt |
Did you know the winner of last nights Scripps National Spelling Bee won on the word ursprache? The word was highly contested due to its ties to 911 and it's immedeate sexual overtones. For instance, ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:20:00 GMT |
Try Sarah Tops. |
Did you know that the Was (Not Was) song "Walk the Dinosaur" was a direct front against Creationism?
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 08:32:00 GMT |
