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About Me

Why hello there
My name is Joshua Dummer, and im a person
I'm not gay, so stop it.
Ive been told i'm pretty weird, but everyone on here says that, so that doesnt mean much
Im a pretty sociable guy and pretty easy to be mates with, start talking to me, and i'll talk back, savvy?
Im a pretty smart guy I hear, and I like reading and learning new things, though this may seem a foreign concept to some of you,
it isnt that hard to imagine , if you try
Im a fan of music, shockingly, and im an eclectic motherfucker, I like Hip hop, grime, folk, blues, rock, metal, reggae , country and most anything else you can name
I dont really go by genre, more by attitude
I like drinking, alcohol is a nice, trustworthy drug
I wanna call my son Steve Dave because thats a cool name
Or Otis
I dont like people that will talk to you, and then ignore you when something better comes along
So yeah, if , from this brief little lump of the stuff I can be bothered to type out about myself makes you wanna chat or something, add me, lob me a comment. You never know what might happen

My Interests

Music, books, Zombies eating the Aged and the opposite sex

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I'd like to meet:

Myself from someone elses perspective

AND MANY MANY MORE

Music:

Led Zeppelin
Metallica
AC/DC
Motorhead
Guns 'n' Roses
Black Sabbath
Velvet Revolver
The Ramones
The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Rage Against The Machine.
Anthrax
Megadeth
Pink Floyd
Iron Maiden
The Sex Pistols
Bob Marley and the Wailers
Ozzy
The Jam
Danzig
In Flames
The Misfits
Thin Lizzy
Iggy and the stooges
The Clash
The Datsuns
Tenacious D
Fairground Attraction, for that one song
Cream
Machine Head
The Commitments
DragonForce
Locust Toybox
Dangerwank
Wolfmother
The Eagles Of Death Metal
Bob Dylan
The Rolling Stones
NWA
Santana
Steely Dan
The Stereophonics
Sly and the Family Stone
The Eagles
Crosby, Stills,Nash and Young
The Answer
the Foo Fighters
Judas Priest
Pearl Jam
Alice In chains
Oasis
The Beatles
And Probably others

This guy is a lyrical Oscar Wilde
His beats are harsh but the vibe is mild
This is one of the vids he's got
Its here cause I like the tune a lot

Movies:

Acid Wank

Television:

Wisdom: Never Explain anything If you can avoid it

You know how it says on juices 'Consume in 3 days'?
They mean it

Unless Your asked, dont try and solve other peoples prolems

There's no shame in masturbation, unless you get caught.

Never stand when you can sit, Never sit when you can lie down.

If a piss bubble comes out your cock and floats into the face of the guy next to you at the urinal something's wrong with your cock. Piss bubbles should not happen.

A zombie will never attack you if you are having a piss.

Public nuditiy makes anything funny

If you can't be a good example for people, be a horrible warning.

Avoid water while pissed, otherwise you''l end up with a swollen knee, wet shoes and a sense of shame

What doesnt kill you, makes you shit blood

Listerine gives you deja vu

Rave is for morons

(under constructions)

Books:

Madmen's journeys and dystopia

Heroes:

Emily Kate Bater can get food on her elbow and I love it (And Roger Barton)

My Blog

Everyone is a bit useless, but me

Dear Dummer, You are really _____. You should _____. We need to go _____. After that we can _____. Remember that time we _____? That was real _____. Maybe someday we can _____. You are ...
Posted by Dummerica on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 01:04:00 PST

Memories n' that

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. it can be anything you want- good or bad. when you're f...
Posted by Dummerica on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:50:00 PST

So, you think your my friend ,eh? Lets do a pointless test!

So You Think You Know Me...(2 Points) My name:(4 Points) My last name:(4 Points) Who am I in love with:(1 Points) Where did we meet:(6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name:(1 Points) Where do i work:...
Posted by Dummerica on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:22:00 PST

My very own gay-kwiz-thing!

1. Who the fuck are you? 2. Are we mates? 3. Would you go out with me? 4. If i said 'drop trou and lay out a cleveland steamer on my chest' would you understand? 5. Do you read? 6. If no , why not? La...
Posted by Dummerica on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 07:55:00 PST

Fill it in and ill fill you in in the good way

WOULD YOU... [1] go out with me? [2] give me your number? [3] kiss me? [4] let me kiss you? [5] watch a movie with me? [6] take me out to dinner? [7] let me drive ...
Posted by Dummerica on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 02:44:00 PST