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Todd

Oh really? Maybe I'll mention that in my blog on whogivesafuck.com.

About Me

I always am thinking about something, usually something stupid that's only significant to me. I analyze and over-analyze other people and their actions so much that in the end, I am the only one who needs analyses.

My Interests

The Beatles. Writing scripts/stories/blogs/poems/hate mail. Introducing people to my favorite restaurants (namely one that starts with a C and ends with hipotle.) Sports (Red Sox. Dodgers. Kings. Rams. Trojans.) Getting mad at myself for no reason and sinking in a self-deprecating train of thought that doesn't go away until I forget who I am for a minute.

I'd like to meet:

The other half of the sky.

Music:

I am always listening to music, singing music, whistling/humming music, or hearing music in my head. I always wanted to be a musician but I never had talent. In high school I wrote a script about me and my three friends. The main character was named Todd and was a jokester and liked The Beatles and bowling and had spikey hair-- vaguely based on someone I know ;) Anyways, "Todd" wanted to become a musician and blah blah blahness. Pretty much, if you were as lame as me in high school you would have written a script making yourself cool, too. So after writing that script, I decided to take my love of writing with me to film school where I sat with a bunch of cynical, pocket pool playing, talentless lamos who smelled like Stridex Pads and yelled at me for never seeing the Godfather (save for a few who I liked). Anyways, 7 years later I am working for bad television shows, still never seen the Godfather, listening to people talk about what they read in Variety and not caring at all, and just wishing that I knew how to play a fucking guitar.

Movies:

Movies that, when they are over, make me go home and start writing. It's hard for me to get inspired to write these days except for monetary reasons such as, "You don't make enough money at your job and you are in debt. You should write something." But when this is my inspiration, what I write turns into something I want to sell, rather than being what it should be, which is simply something that I want to say.

Television:

24

Books:

I don't read as much as I should and I am sufficiently embarrassed by this. I wish I was smarter but not so I could be smart, but so I could act smart and have people think I was smart and talk to me at parties and when I leave think to themselves, "Wow, he's smart." Where as now, all they ever think is "Wow, he's drunk." And I'll be honest, it's much easier for me to drink a whole bottle of Jagermeister than it is to read a whole book.

Heroes:

John Lennon.

My Blog

Circle Jerk (Chapter 3)...

CHAPTER 3 Zev's first race began with his father cheering in the bleachers. It ended with his father hopping the short fence in front of the track and rushing to the aid of his bleeding son. Zev had t...
Posted by Todd on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:35:00 PST

Circle Jerk (Chapter 2)...

CHAPTER 2 Zev spent the next few weeks running, building up his endurance, his leg strength, and his confidence. He befriended Kyle, a grotesquely overweight ball of blubber that joined the track team...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:50:00 PST

Circle Jerk (Chapter 1)

CHAPTER 1 Zev was born with a deformity. Growing up, he felt lucky because upon first glance, the disfigurement wasn't extremely noticeable like an eleventh finger or a disgusting wandering eye. But a...
Posted by Todd on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:20:00 PST

Rambling story...

I had nothing to do at work today so I just started typing. These are the letters my fingers threw together... CarmaSeven days a week Jerry would wait outside of the local market ringing a bell. He w...
Posted by Todd on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:12:00 PST

Everything Elle Stands For...

Everything Elle Stands ForElle's wrinkled fingers turned the page of the morning paper. Reading the horrible news of more armed forces deaths abroad brought her back to the last time she had seen her ...
Posted by Todd on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:34:00 PST

All of my Spain Blogs (they took up too much space)...

Sunday, November 12, 2006   Fifth and Final Blog from Spain... Well, just a few more days until I go back to the States so I figured I should write one last blog reflecting on my Spanish ...
Posted by Todd on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:35:00 PST

I read the news today, oh boy...

This afternoon I did my daily news reading on the internet here to try and stay caught up on this world's events. Unfortunately, once again, I was greeted with some disconcerting headlines. Here are s...
Posted by Todd on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:02:00 PST

Clyde Baker's Going Away Party

Clyde Baker's Going Away Party   The invitations for Clyde Baker's going away party had gone out only a couple days prior to the event's set date. Short notice aside, he knew his loved ones would...
Posted by Todd on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 04:43:00 PST

My Paintings...

The past month or so I have decided to experiment with painting. I have never taken any lessons and I got a 2 on the AP Art History test, but nonetheless, I am pretty excited about my results. They wo...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 07:25:00 PST

Essay on Superficiality

The other day, after meeting a really good looking girl with a personality that reminded me of a mix between Hitler and Jerry Falwell, I began wondering about a common perception we humans have about ...
Posted by Todd on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 11:38:00 PST