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Cyndi Lynn™ [faded mess]

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About Me

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  • .. The names Cyndi, fools.
    I stuff my face with cake on August 10th.
    That makes me a Leo.
    I live in Greensburg with the raddest kid ever.
    His name is Scott, and I'm his fag hag.
    Breanna Weston is my sister, regardless of what genetics say.
    Her and I are stuck with each other forever, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
    Patsy is bomb as hell, too.
    Only a friendship like ours could blossom from planting seeds for Lammas.
    Brittany, Katie, Dillon, and Sam are all pretty pumpkin pie, too.
    The memories that we have together are the best.
    Music ignites my soul.
    I've read more books in my life than there are in the West Newton library.
    I believe that Sex and the City is a gift from the TV Gods.
    I went to Catholic school for six years of my life.
    However, my religious beliefs are swayed by the Pagan faith.
    Sorry, mom and dad.
    I don't do drugs or drink.
    They steal your soul and make you ugly.
    Sugar-free Rockstar is my weakness, though.
    I'm highly optimistic, and I live each day like it's my last.
    Life is a gift, and it's a waste if you don't enjoy it.
    ♥♥

    My Interests

    I'd like to meet:

    Beethoven, Ghengis Khan, Phil Collins, Prince Charles, Eddie Murphy, King Tut, Rupert Grint, Ted Bundy, Thomas Jefferson, Daniel Webster, and, of course, Josef Mengele.

    Oh, and this kid:

    My Blog

    They always say that the drugs will kill you...

    And if they don't, then the lifestyle will. I learned today that people aren't just talking out their ass when they say this. When I was in rehab I took pride in the fact that I've never had to bury a...
    Posted by on Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:15:00 GMT

    Three Libras

    Like most things in life, it all started with a boy and a girl...She cried and she cried,all the while he lied and lied.He said everything would be okay,but things will never, ever, be the same.And af...
    Posted by on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:28:00 GMT

    Equilibrium is for Assholes

    Am I the only one who feels unbalanced in a world that's supposed to make perfect sense?Well, maybe not perfect sense, but everything has some sort of a set standard to it, and in a technical sense li...
    Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 22:09:00 GMT

    Restich My Ripped Jeans [[1/31/09]]

    The date that you see in the title isn't an anniversary , birthday, or holiday. It marks the day where I was given the best opportunity that I could ever ask for. It's the day that I was given the cha...
    Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 11:54:00 GMT

    2008

           in 2008...() staye d singl e for the whole year() got your first kiss(x) kisse d someo ne new(x) made- out in/ on a car(x) kisse d in the snow(x) celeb rated Hallo w...
    Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:15:00 GMT

    One year ago today...

    ...I was the epitome of a happy teenage girl. I was sitting on my couch with my boyfriend of over a year watching It's A Wonderful Life and enjoying the holidays for the first time since I was a littl...
    Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 08:57:00 GMT

    Veiny Penis

    When my puppy had an abortion last Friday they extracted the baby with salad tongs.  I removed the salad tongs from Bre's vaginal entrance and proceeded to vomit in it.  Your mom ate my vagi...
    Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 02:00:00 GMT

    Addressing a few issues....

    My number one issue of the night would have to be: CHEST HAIR!!! What the fuck is going on with people letting these horribly misplaced hairs grow on their chest?!?! I mean, come on people, chest ha...
    Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:30:00 GMT

    Motion City Epiphany

    Bre said that I need to write all of this down, and she's completely and totally right.What matters now is whether or not I'm going to make this public or not.Hmmm, we'll see what kind of mood I'm in ...
    Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 05:13:00 GMT

    Lately the windy city has been blowing through my dreams...

    I need a change of scenery.This town has nothing left to offer me.I'm afraid of becoming another casualty of the Pennsylvania countryside.I feel so numb on the inside, and for once it's not pills talk...
    Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:04:00 GMT