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That blonde in the corner.

About Me


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My name starts with an A. i have blue eyes and blonde hair. i don't believe in first impressions. i am a peacemonger. i enjoy politics, and i hate our president. I am a nursing graduate from St. Cloud, attending CSS to obtain my BSN. I like to eat at mcdonald's. i watch documentaries. i like piggy back rides. mean overly attractive gay people irritate me. i drink coffee and eat animal crackers every morning. i read the newspaper. i am very good at supervising small rodent/bat captures. I always burn eggo waffles. i'm a horrible driver. people who put "shopping" in their interests are never fun. I buy my groceries in my pajamas. i eat soup from the pan so i don't have to do more dishes and i drink milk from the carton to save time. i frown at drunk people. I'm younger than 87. i have three dogs and five fish (four fish...rest in peace...three are cannibalS). I like cows and don't eat cows...and i would rather not just about myself in a robot-like manner... ..

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Oprah, Cinderella, Snow White, and Leather face. Friends...because i have none.

My Blog

August Genesis

I lie on my belly in late summer's field of red clover, timothy weed and rye grass. Why can the sun's rays beat into me and mock my loneliness? Sweat forms behind my knees, trickles from my armpits, b...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:15:00 GMT

no games.

Here is the Blond Boy Wonder. Come inside the darkened tent, throw out your spare change.  The fire's warm, and he's occupied.  Amongst scattered bills and receipts...a last pay check still...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 18:55:00 GMT

the song

perfect fiti could make a dress a robe fit for a prince i could clothe a continent but i can't sew a stitchi can paint my faceand stand very very stillits not very practicalbut it still pays the bills...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 21:51:00 GMT

side effects include: naseau, upset stomach, vomiting, black hairy toungue...

I went to a dermatologist yesterday, and they poked and prodded and gave me these huge hummers to get rid of acne...and i felt so bad b/c i had to give up on my homeopathy person, and she tried so har...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 15:48:00 GMT

~The new and improved~ A day in the life of a Schroeder (a rather personal online gallery...)

What Love Is...   For every person who guards their broken heart with barriers of tears and barbed wire, I soely dedicate these to you. - Alec Peder
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 14:04:00 GMT

If a painting could speak...

A painting is so much more than colors and brush strokes.  It is a speech that is hidden deep inside the artist, usually the voice people fail to listen to.  A painting can speak of love or ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 22:20:00 GMT

my last words for students i may never see again.

(for the singles who believe that things are hopeless.) Brown Penny by William Butler Yates I whispered, 'I am too young,'And then, 'I am old enough';Wherefore I threw a pennyTo find out if I might lo...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 21:33:00 GMT

i signed my soul over to a devil...

i hesitated for a long long time but i signed a dotted line....and now with a snap of a certain person's fingers i can be hurled into a world of recording, managers, lawyers, contracts, deadlines...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 00:07:00 GMT

the telephone call. now this time you try and understand me.

j'ai besoin de communication. je dois connaitre chaque detail simple de chaque activite ou evenement qui est sur le point d'avoir lieu. je dois savoir que je suis a la meme page avec tout le mo...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 20:52:00 GMT

homework: english literature, trigonometry, love's philosophy.

  ( i am shakespeare) Make haste! Make haste! thee who come wohnst great distances for the comforting grasp of my soft hand.  Through raging fires come bravely, through great ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 08:55:00 GMT