Eleanor

}; ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5 V2.5 hello im eleanor kitchen... I live in ilkley which has the actual highest population of trophy wives in the whole of the uk. it is because of this fact that ilkley pool is the only pool in th ehwole of the uk with an actual "milf chair" it is also the only pool where if im on duty you can swim to the likes of brmc woooooo. but if you put your head under you do risk getting a sti sorry about that. i like running. a lot. twice a day i am unleashed on the streets of ilkley where many builders enjoy shouting things at me such as the somewhat ironic "make them bounce" this makes me roflzzzzz. im pretty lucky to have good maters who will put up with my frankly embarassing behaviour whether it be in a stuffy p floor englsih classroom, a wet dutch road or a national express coach. that sort of thing doesnt come everyday. life's never as bad as it seems espesh if you remember that bitterness is bad for the complexion