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Slashy J. Izzbourne

About Me

Why is there somebody staring at me, from the top right of the screen? Slashy was just offered $1.5 million to write his memoirs by a Very Famous Publishing Company. He is also contemplating an offer to design his own clothing line based on the guitars he has played in the past. He has started production of his guitar instruction videos, which he may be giving away for free. He hired me as his MySpace editor, as usual spending his money before he gets it.
In reference to my contact table and to answer the question before it is asked..."Money" bass intro is played as follows: 7/4 time - B, B, F#, B, F#, A, B, D and, repeat
Listening to music made by bands in Massachusetts and Connecticut (mass & ct & ma & conn for the search engines). Connecting with said bands. Playing in bands in Massachusetts and Connecticut. Extremely mediocre player of guitar, bass, keyboards, saxophone (sax), flute (regular and pan flute), cowbell, triangle, theremin, 13-string Bacchus lute and Chapman Stick (c).
Still waiting to see the following headlines:
Psychic wins lottery 126 consecutive days
Human gives anal probe to alien, alien stays on Earth for all to see
The psychic friends called me!
Sylvia Browne really solves murder case
Chain email received, contains only truth
Paris Hilton no longer celebrity
Lindsey Lohan goes out to dinner, nothing happens
MySpace band has 10,000 friends, earns $1 million
Politician actually researches topic before spouting off garbage then pandering to religious and special interest groups
Politician doesn't pander to religious or special interest groups, wins election
Device shown on infomercial actually increases mileage by 30%, 10,000 people aren't ripped off by scam
Rolling Stones retire from touring
IF you were psychic, maybe you would realize that you spelled psychic wrong.
FAIL: http://www.google.com/search?q=phychic

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Wrick McKnickNix, that guy stole my one and only spare pick at a gig 7 years ago and I haven't had one since. If anyone knows his whereabouts, let me know, or send me a pick!! Now I have to play bass with my fingers and guitar with a quarter...wait, I can buy a pick for a quarter. I'd also like to meet Flea and ask him how he jumps around on stage like that and manages not to break a hip (he is older than me!!) Also Carmen Electra, Jen Love Hewitt, Angie Harmon, Brooke Burke, Kim Raver (that can't be her real name!).

My Blog

Distressing!!!!

Since I have so many guitars, basses and theremins to distress, I cannot take any orders until February, also there is a shortage on barbed wire, which many of my customers request. We should be up to...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:46:00 GMT

Guitar and Bass distressing now available!!!

This weekend marked the 100th instrument I have distressed. A total of over 1,000 years have been added. I need an additional distressor to help me out with the workload, it can only increase before C...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:20:00 GMT