..I figured no-one really gives a shit about what i have to say so i thought i'd fill this empty space with quotes about Chuck Norris...
-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
-Chuck Norris has an unbeatable poker face, concealed beneath an even more unbeatable poker beard.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
-If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
That is all
