Women of breeding age, who would enjoy the prestige of mothering my rather exceptional offspring.About My Seed: Johnny's kids metabolize all consumed nutrition, making spit up and diaper changes obsolete. They only require sustenance once every three days, which can be acquired from any simple cellulose structure. My progeny are pre-programmed for perfect obedience, accepting only your commands, however peevish they may be. Johnny's kids do not require supervision, and will essentially raise themselves. All you need do is provide their incubation chamber, and watch them go! The birthing process is simple and easy. After nine months, the child will propel itself from the womb, compact in a shape much like that of a small folded umbrella. Upon exit, the child will began a three hour process of drying and unfolding, until it has plumped, cutened, and is ready to be adored by you and all your envious friends. In the event that you would want to terminate the pregnancy, a verbal deactivation sequence can be initiated, and the child will slip easily from your birth canal. The robotic fetus will remain intact, in event that you should wish to resume pregnancy at a later date. To resume pregnancy, simply slip the fetus back in, as you would a common household tampon, and pregnancy will be reinitiated.