I'm dave.
I think I'm pretty amazing.
I have a tiny car. I also have a tiny guitar I bring places sometimes.
I have a pretty sweet job. I cannot understand my boss when he speaks, and at times this poses a problem.
I have sideburns that I get professionally coloured with my hair.
I'm not a big fan of two-stepping, tanning, or rap music.
I secretly know that rap is amazing.
