Newsflash: People still douche. |
Wow. I was just at Meijers and the lady behind me had in her cart the following contents: a box of frozen White Castle Sliders, a can of whipped topping, Ovaltine, and a Meije...
Posted by Sarah on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 10:11:00 PST |
somehow i made it through dec./jan.... |
it took lots of red wine, chocolate, and red wine...but somehow i did it. i can sum up december in two words: cash money...in the sense that i was fully engaged in the relatively effortless purs...
Posted by Sarah on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:32:00 PST |
giving thanks...to a turkey |
still eating the leftovers of my leftovers.... who new a 12 lb. turkey would have that much longevity? i have personally gotten about 15 meals out of mine. see, it fed 4...
Posted by Sarah on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:17:00 PST |
i am so over va-jay-jay... |
right now it's all about hot pocket.
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:20:00 PST |
really getting tired of |
girls with breast implants referring to their bulbous mammaries as "the girls" or "the twins." not hating on the breasts themselves, just the hackneyed saying.
Posted by Sarah on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:26:00 PST |
calebrating being a woman... |
while i sometimes have misgivings about abandoning my promising career track as a chef, i definitely do not miss the figure obscuring chef's uniform that i was required to don daily...
Posted by Sarah on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 08:32:00 PST |
spice girls video |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzBtgvhpkTwplease go watch this. there are so many things that are fundamentally wrong with this single/video to me. first of all... why a...
Posted by Sarah on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:27:00 PST |
a public toilet invective... |
as you all may have guessed, i am a squatter. i have perfected my public toilet technique elevating moves such as the foot flush, the panty clutch, and the hands free drip pre...
Posted by Sarah on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:14:00 PST |
on halloween... |
i decided to leave work early because i felt ill and we all know how being at work seems to amplify sickness exponentially. i got on 75 going north with just less than a quart...
Posted by Sarah on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:41:00 PST |
bothe(red) |
"Police have rescued 14 children from a New Delhi sweatshop at the centre of a scandal involving US clothing giant Gap.Despite reports over the weekend that a Gap supplier had sub-c...
Posted by Sarah on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:45:00 PST |
