~*Ali*~

I was just informed that I havent updated my age on this part of my profile in quite some time (Thanks Loren!). Maybe I'm afraid of getting old? :) Quite possibly. I was born in '83, you do the math, and I wont have to change this part for another couple of years. I got married to the most wonderful man in the world on March 15, 2004. I own my own home in Connecticut, USA, in the town of Windsor Locks (yes, STILL). I don't think I'll ever leave. I used to hate it. Now I love it. I don't know why that happened but it did.
I had an anxiety disorder for quite a while, which caused me depression and agorophobia (look it up). So basically for years I couldnt leave the house. It took a lot of work and a lot of crying but I am actually able to hold a JOB now, and for that I am very proud of myself. I'm not going to get into all right now, but maybe i'll post a blog about it sometime. I'm sure no one is interested anyways.
I am probably the most random person you will ever meet. I once called my friend Melanie and said "Hey, guess what, I got married today". True story.
I think Freddie Mercury has a beautiful singing voice. My day goes so much better if I hear a Queen song at least once.
I'm very sarcastic. Some people take me literally an awful lot. You really shouldn't do that. It causes mass confusion.
I won't lie to you if I don't care about something. I'll tell you.
I just got rid of all the dumb random bands from my friends list thing. If you are in a stupid random band and I don't personally know you, do NOT add me or I will be forced to send my league of ninja midgets to eat your eyes. If I want to add your band, I will search for it MYSELF. Thx. Now go away.
I am one of those obnoxious people with a happy dance.
My job has made me hate most people with a passion. It's the only place where you can see grown adults stomp their feet and yell to get their own way. It is also a dictatorship. We were told to be happy. OR ELSE.
I don't understand why people pose in their bathroom and take 40 million strange angled pictures of themselves for Myspace.
I also don't understand why everything is being made out of turkey these days. (Turkey bologna, turkey ham, turkey hotdogs, turkey bacon, etc). If I wanted turkey I'd eat turkey.
I have "moves" when I'm feeling inconvenienced. They are known as the "Ali-stomp-and-whine", and the "Ali-fall-towards-the-floor-and-whine".
I'm usually very careful about what I do and say, so if I make you feel bad, it's probably on purpose. And you probably deserve it. Notice I said "usually". If I'm wrong I'll admit it.
I hate "whore trains" and the like. Don't ask me to whore out your friend who's new to myspace. No one likes to see people begging for attention.
I believe Bush supporters should go sit on a rusty nail.
If you want a myspace friend who always comments on the millons of new pics that you upload, you probably don't want me as a friend. In fact, if you post a million bullitens a day asking for picture comments, then I'll probably remove you from my friends anyways.
I do an awful lot of surveys. I don't know why. I guess I just like answering stupid questions with stupid answers.
I like all kinds of music. I'm sure I like something from every single genra.
If you ever come across a winning lottery ticket and would like to share it with me, I would be forever grateful. I'd like to buy snacks and fabric softener.
I cannot get through a single workday without "Cookie Time". I feel very bad for anyone who prevents me from having "Cookie Time".
People who can't talk ..phones while doing something else make me want stab things. If you can't multitask, save your cellphone conversation for later.
"Oh my God dude! There's PENGUINS on that bus!!"
"Tell him I'll kick his ass if he doesn't take my money."
"Dude, that's just... No. Just... No..."
"Asian-Yell-Bread!! HoneyOAT!!"
"Hey, I never claimed to be refreshing. The Coke did."
"I think the thing inside is busted... the thing in the box part... He called the guys... And I don't really know and...you're-just-gonna-have-to-accept-that-answer-because-I 'm-sorry-and-oh-well..."
"My give a damn's busted."
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