My name is Jesus Christ. You might know me from church if you are the religous type. Some people beleive i am of a dark color, but sorry, I am just a simple pale color. I am as old as the earth, but look as young as 35. I am very grateful to my father, most of you know him as God but i know him as a relative of my religion. My mother was a very kind woman who beleived in what was best for my people...but then the jewish people did not like my kindness. So they tortured me for a very long time. Then they nailed me to the cross and killed me... but my spirit still lives on, as you may have seen now that i have a Myspace. So my children please be good and stop fighting so we can all live in peace and harmony.