Music:
Member Since: 26/12/2007
Band Members:
Recipe
Take a test tube. Mix
one measure of Rock'n'roll,
one measure of pedigree song writing,
one measure of creative technology,
add a pinch of self derision, auto hype and sarcasm.
Shake it, shake it baby! extract DNA. Create 4 identical clones dress them up like rock stars call them "The professional teenagers" and let them rock yer boat!
Throw your mp3 players away! "The professional teenagers" are a live virtual band
straight out from Mars! full of musical and visual creativity And...You can't MP3 that!
Band Members
Doctor Kronski
A biography of Kronski is near impossible for the
simple reason that he never speaks. We know
for a fact that he isn't a mute as he does
backing vocals. "A charity directed to the other
handicapped members of the band" says David Peckham.
He seems to have decided that words are useless and prefers action.
One day of July, out of nowhere he walked into the rehearsal room with his
big fur coat and shades, pugged his guitar in his laptop his laptop
into the bands p.a and rocked out some fearsome industrial guitar
riff coming from another planet.
The rest of the band got a DNA analyst to
check one of his hair... He is only of European
stock probably of Viking decendency.
An unreasonably high number of ladies have certified
the fact that he is not gay!
Vince Pink
Vince is a cannabis addict! And proud to be. He says "I am herbaly
enlightened because it makes me a better person. I would be unbearable
on coke but da weed was the last missing peace in my puzzle". Pink was actually
hired to join the professional teenager in his quality of professional addict.
As David Peckham says: "We realised that most great bands had drummers with drug
problems so we looked for one ourselves". He doesn't remember what his major
influences are. Pink is European and heterosexual
David Peckham
David is with Fred Andre one of the funding members of the band.
Native from south London he still squats in Brixton and has therefore
digested a fair amount of black music, dance music, ecstasy and apparently
once a whole Clash double album for breakfast. He was heavily involved in the Brixton
underground scene and joins in any riot going. He dreams of one day becoming
the mayor of Brixton to give it back to the people.
He met Vince Pink in an underground club under the railway arches where
The Stereo Mcs and Basement Jaxx where "keepin' it real".
Rumor has it that he is in the closet but his only known statement on
the mater is as follow."Never had a gay bone in me!"
Fred Andre
Fred has a long history as an underdog chewing the wrong bone in the
right places. He Studied jazz music in Paris but found the scene
far too up its own arse, ditched it all and joined American rock'n roll
monsters "Suber BeBop". Played and sang for some very influential poets and
song writers. He was then discovered for his own songwriting talents.
Got signed to a label of Mute records in London (Nick Cave, Depeche mode, Moby).
Worked for the Yamaha international electronic Research and development team,
Went on a 5 years traveling trip with a guitar round his neck then formed the
Professional teenagers. Fred Refuses all interviews in the favor of Vince Pink
and David Peckham referring us to this lonely statement.
"I am a songwriter, not a whore! If my lyrics are not enough you can fuck off
and watch reality tv... And when you come back... Fuck off again!"
Type of Label: Major
