mordant boy

Oh, let's see... I like to roll around on the carpet with my dogs. I enjoy driving in traffic and pounding on the steering wheel while shouting obscenities. I've been known to play lots of musical instruments really badly. Hmm... I like to do lots of physical activities that later render my whole body useless for days at a time. Here's a good one: I teach kids that MTV is evil. What else...? I appreciate quiet!! I eat a lot of sushi and red meat. I like wearing old suits but rarely get the opportunity. I listen to music constantly. I enjoy confounding people with my choices. I like going to the opera one night, then to see a punk band the next. I get a kick out of reading "The Iliad" and following that with a Calvin and Hobbes comic book. Is that enough!!!?