full moon float |
It was set in a well lit full moon river. last night i was riding a wild dog and one of his hairs must have went up my butt cause i got the idea to go tubing in the middle of the night, and executed t... Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 07:20:00 GMT |
Its your ear mr. beekeeper |
As i sit here on the toilet blowing my nose, i am reminded of just the other day when i was driving down a hot lost highway on my way home to see my beautiful wife and family. It was hot, muggy h... Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:32:00 GMT |
pogo? |
Hell no, I got a Flybar 1200, this is the Andre the giant of WWF, the Mark Maguire of MLB, the hell its a sweet as pogo stick that will hurl your ass 8 feet in the air. oh yea... i have seen vid... Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 06:47:00 GMT |
dont ask |
so the other day i went to a christmas party and ate a bucket full of superspicy wings and another bucket of calamari. no wait that was catfishin. the other bucket was full of jalapeno poppers and the... Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 18:42:00 GMT |
I'm whelming |
do you know that feeling when your being overwhelmed, well im not there yet i am just whelmed not over though. I am very anxious about this baby. just hurry up and happen dammit. lol. Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:12:00 GMT |
I rule |
Yea thats right I rule. oh yea and i dont know if you know already, but yea i rule. Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 06:08:00 GMT |
TOOL in the gorge |
i just returned from the coolest effin concert I have ever, and i mean ever attended. yup thats right Tool in the gorge at george. Sullivan and I witnessed the best show it was epic. epic i say holy h... Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 17:01:00 GMT |
pimpin for dummies |
Trust me, this is how to treat a lady if you are a refined gentleman and/OR a shitstain. 1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love th... Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 17:57:00 GMT |
Proud owner of a piece o shit |
Our landlady just fucking evicted us, because we had a bitchin party! the mayor, commish, chief, and the mexican mafia were all here gettin rowdy!uh uh (as bill would say) so I'm jackhammering the hou... Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 17:33:00 GMT |
no lightning |
All I can say is that my life is pretty plainI like watchin' the puddles gather rainAnd all I can do is just pour some tea for twoand speak my point of viewBut it's not sane, It's not saneI just want ... Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 06:46:00 GMT |