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The Ham

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About Me

I am a 2000 year old egyptian god by the name of Ted. I spend most of my time up in my crib. I enjoy the company of all my friends in Vana'deil and Valhalla often. I have fought many epic battles in my time, most of which were won with my perferred weapons, a rubber duck and some dryer lint. Merry Thanksgiving one and all... the easter platapus brings good tidings of nuclear warfare and cadburry eggs!Actually i'm a college student from Cincinnati, my name is Zach Hammitt, but most of my friends call me Hammy.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tim Burton, David Firth, and whoever thought it was a good idea to make speech a required class in my high school, so i can kick the shit out of him...

My Blog

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Meh...Lots of shit going on, so id thought id write about it eh?I'm having a lot of changes in so many ways... im reasearching my faith further.. I just moved into with one of my best friends in the w...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 18:38:00 GMT