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Paul

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Add to My Profile | More VideosMy name is fuckin paul gutierrez. paul ALEXANDER gufuckintierrez...for all those bastards who always try to guess my middle name lol. im a senior at madison prison. i can be very random sometimes. I like screaming at people really loud when driving by...i use my "murder scream"... because i guess it sounds like some being murdered I have a hilariously big tongue...2 3/4 inches wide... My brother wayne is a fuckin wheelman...and so is my friend adam when under pressure. scarface is the shit! so is history I have greenish/GREYish eyes... im 5'9... german/mexican/indian...or mutt for short lol... people from britton/deerfield/sand creek/tecumseh are fuckin hilarious i fuckin hate school :D...other than getting to see my friends, it pretty much blows. alot of people say im really nice/easy to talk to. Im really mellow most of the time. other times i can be realllllllly loud and hyper...mostly OUTside of the boring ass class rooms. I have this really bad habit... its called swearing... and its not fuckin good for me... or so im told... but who gives a fuck right? right lol. im kind of a thrill seeker. i do stupid/hilarious/sometimes crazy shit when im bored. I try to stay optimistic about everything, but it doesnt always work. My friends are a big part of my life...i dont know where id be without them. ROCK MUSIC is awesome...just about any kind. SO ARE WEAPONS of various types/origins/sizes whatever...mainly knives,clubs,swords,and other random shit. I want to enlist into the United States Marine Corps when i get out of highschool, so i can get the hell out of my house. I hate most thug people who start shit with everyone...the ones who dont start shit with everyone are usually the cool ones i can actually talk to... My heart is a piece of shit (supra ventricular tachycardia)...long fucked over story. My parents are divorced, another fucked over story. But SHIT HAPPENS right? right lol. i call people "damn kids"...i dont know why. im UNEMPLOYED lol....which sucks sometimes. math sucks. so do fake people. and cocky,arrogant,think they are "THE SHIT/better than everyone else" people can die and go to hell :]...seriously...go play in traffic you fuckin pieces of shit. until about 2 weeks before school started i was an unlicensed bastard who drove illegally...for 2 years lol. I stay up really late...so im usually tired/sleeping through school. I like talking/getting to know new people. if you want to know anything else...just ask lol.
.. You scored as Special Ops. Special ops. You're sneaky, tactful. You prefer to do your jobs alone or in a small group, working where you don't come into contact with people. But everyonce in a while you hit it big and are noticed and given fame. You're given the more sensitive problems. You get things done, and do what has to be done."VULCAN NECK PINCH!!!" "owww.......(slump)"

Special Ops


100%

Combat Infantry


100%

Medic


75%

Engineer


75%

Support Gunner


63%

Officer


50%

Artillery/Armor


25%

Civilian


0%
Which soldier type are you?
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.. You scored as James Bond. Suave, sophisticated, and lethal, Agent 007 is England's best agent, though he's often in trouble because of his cavalier attitude towards his job. Still, when some evil meglomaniac is threatening the world, no one is better suited for the task than Bond. James Bond

James Bond


83%

Jason Bourne


83%

Ethan Hunt


67%

Jack Bauer


63%

Simon Templar


58%

Jack Ryan


50%

John Steed


42%

Emma Peel


33%
Which Super Spy Are You
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You scored as Marines. Semper Fi. You are a true Marine. You are the nation's most devastating fighting force, barring Special Forces. But your place was not easy to get. You endured the harshest basic training of any Armed Force to get where you are, and your reward is the respect and admiration of everyone else (except maybe the Air Force, who may view you as just a dumb grunt. Perhaps it's true, but you just want to fight).

Marines


96%

Army


86%

Coast Guard


50%

Air Force


43%

Navy


21%
Which branch of the Military are you?
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Paul Alexander Gutierrez
Birthday: 10/29/88
Birthplace: Adrian shit town
Current Location: outskirts of adrian shit town
Eye Color: Grey/Green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: mexican, german, native american, yep im a mutt lol
The Shoes You Wore Today: etnies cinch custom (fubar edition)
Your Weakness: im really fuckin shy around new people (sometimes), and possible arthiritis :(
Your Fears: losing friends, family, and heights
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, sausage, ham, bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: graduate
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "lol" or the smiley blowing his brains out...or a combination of the two
Thoughts First Waking Up: can i afford to skip today? what about tomorrow? fuck school...
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes...or tongue...my tongue is awesome haha
Your Bedtime: a couple hours before school.....or during school :]
Your Most Missed Memory: summer
Pepsi or Coke: mountain dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: mountain dew
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: mountain dew
Do you Smoke: fuck no
Do you Swear: too fuckin much
Do you Sing: not very good i think
Do you Shower Daily: fuck yea
Have you Been in Love: sure
Do you want to go to College: kinda, but military is better
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: fuck yea
Do you play an Instrument: trumpet (i used to be a band geek) and the desk drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yessir
In the past month have you Smoked: fuck no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nooooooooooo fuck the stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope lol
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: right now
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: donovans car
Ever been Drunk: while stealing donovans car
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: by suzannes car, rory's fence, and my aunts door (scar above right eye)
Ever Shoplifted: ham's grandmas store (i inhaled helium muahaha)
How do you want to Die: with those i love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: something to do with DEA, FBI, CIA or SWAT...after some time in the military
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan or UK
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/green
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: not too much
Best Clothing Style: whateva looks good
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: a few
Number of Piercings: nooo
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few...but maybe things do happen for a reason
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My Interests

paul --
[noun]:

A hobo who robs people of their jiblets

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comgirls, weapons,most rock music old and new, paintball, all things military, more weapons, meeting people who don't talk shit and aren't two faced, more girls, hanging out with friends, having fun, listening to loud music, talking to people, and pissing off the next door neighbor with a loud dose of Blink-182: Stay Together for the Kids.

I'd like to meet:

Tom Delonge', Mark Hoppus, and Travis Barker AS Blink-182. Claudio Sanchez, Dave Mustaine, HAYLEY WILLIAMS (the girl from Paramore...wow...fuckin wow) My Chemical Romance (that lucky bastard friend of mine named SEAN has met them TWICE already lol), Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville, Adam Sandler, Audie Murphy, Carlos Hathcock, and many many more....

Music:

Most rock music, old and new. Blink-182, Saosin, Chiodos, Coheed and Cambria, ATREYU Sublime, Staind, 30 Seconds To Mars, Funeral For A Friend, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Offspring, Aiden, From First To Last, Avenged Sevenfold Angels & Airwaves, System of a Down, The White Stripes, UNDEROATH, Boxcar Racer, Breaking Benjamin, Ozzy, My Chemical Romance, The Used, Taking Back Sunday, Guns & Roses, Brand New, Crossfade, Van Halen, Linkin Park, H.I.M, Journey, Metallica, MEGADETH, New Found Glory, Aerosmith, U2, 311, Stabbing Westward, Smashing Pumpkins, Billy Talent, Korn, and many more. The only rap i can say I actually like is the rap that has some kind of meaning to it, none of that thug life gangsta wannabe shit.
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Movies:

Animal House, The Crow, The Warriors, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Saving Private Ryan, BlackHawk Down, The Punisher, just about any movie with Eddie Murphy, Bad Boys 1&2, Oceans 12, Happy Gilmore, The Weatherman, Harlem Nights, Men at Work,Friday, Next Friday, Friday After Next, Cheech and Chong, Batman Begins, The Bourne Identity, Occupation:Dreamland, Blink-182 : Urethra Chronicles part 2, Detroit Rock City, Super Troopers, and Billy Madison are some of the many movies...

Television:

Fuckin Conan O'Brian, David Letterman, military channel shit...whatever doesnt suck lol.

Books:

The World's Deadliest Combatants Throughout The Ages, USMC Hand to Hand Combat L.I.N.E System:FMFM-07 :D, Fallen Angels...mostly military stuff...or whatever doesnt suck

Heroes:

my friends, Scarface, Bam Margera, Adam Sandler, Randy Shugart, Gary Gordon, Audie Murphy, Delf "Jelly" Bryce, Jim Bowie, tourettes guy, the guys of prankvote.com , the running kid i yell at everyday...ZACK GROSSMAN------- Zack's Impersonation of an asswipe (numero uno)

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My Blog

Coheed and Cambria: The Final Cut (solos)

claudio sanchez is fuckin god lolFinal Cut Solos - Lollapalooza Add to My Profile | More VideosCoheed And Cambria Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:33:00 PST

oorah

It may take you two minutes to read this...but if you do not take the time to read this you are probably one of the people this post is talking about.________________________You stay up for 16 ho...
Posted by Paul on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:27:00 PST

A Tout Le Monde...

A Tout Le MondeMegadeth(Rude Awakening)Don't remember where I wasI realized life was a gameThe more seriously I took thingsThe harder the rules becameI had no idea what it'd costMy life passed before ...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 05:03:00 PST

Best of CKY videos LMFAO

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Posted by Paul on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 06:18:00 PST

Drivers test clip from Dont Be A Menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood

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Posted by Paul on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 05:42:00 PST

Veterans Day thing

A few weeks ago...on Veteran's day...I was given this writing by my teacher in Military History class. I liked it, and thought whoever looks at my blogs should look at this too. Parts of it ...
Posted by Paul on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 05:37:00 PST

MARINE CORPS SILENT DRILL...watch it...its the shit

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Posted by Paul on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 05:45:00 PST

PULP FICTION: DIVINE INTERVENTION VIDEO

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Posted by Paul on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:20:00 PST

15 things about 15 people

Write fifteen statements about 15 different people without saying who each statement is written about. They can either be things you wish that you could say, things you wish that you would have s...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:24:00 PST

saturday night/ cedar point today LOL

Today was fucking hilarious...plain and simple. Me, my friends Donovan, Sean, and Dakoda went to Cedar point......and spent all of our money in the process.thats the shitty part. the funny part was ev...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:53:00 PST