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Eric

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Good times to be had by all!Dos & Don'ts of Tequila

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My Interests

I like backpacking, hiking, camping, trail running, various outdoorsy adventures, lacrosse, gnome hunting, drinking, "girls with morally casual attitudes," and good movies. Good ones! Not that stupid shit that you probably like! Also, I like animals, nature, I dislike flaky people, dislike hippies, I hate politicians, and clowns scare me!Some day I plan to steal a boat, fly the Jolly Roger, round up some friends, drink a lot of rum, and do a lot of pillaging!

I'd like to meet:

I'm looking for a rich woman, or womens ;) -with a bad heart condition- who needs a pool boy that will spend all of her money! In return I offer oral sex and flowers!

Music:

Punk, Metal, Classic Rock and a bunch of stuff here and there and in between. Alkaline Trio, Tiger Army, Misfits, Danzig, Flogging Molly, Stephen Lynch, Wagner, Social Distortion, Pulley, The Bouncing Souls, NOFX, Rancid, Chris Isaak, Sublime, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Brand New, Old 97s, Rise Against, Lynard Skynard, Legend Has It,

Movies:

Well here's a few, in no particular order: Animal House, Brave Heart, Heat, Fight Club, The Edge, The Life Aquatic, Swingers, The Big Lebowski, Orgazmo, Baseketball, South Park, Team America World Police, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Apocalypse Now, the first 2 Alien movies, The Three Amigos, LA Confidential, The Usual Suspects, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Bad Santa, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Unforgiven, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Jacket, the first 3 Star Wars movies (not those latest 3 piles of crap), China Town, Wedding Crashers, Four Rooms, Big Trouble in Little China, Casablanca, Road Trip, Old School, The 40 Year Old Virgin, V for Vendetta, Thank you for smoking, Pulp-Fiction, Predator, Dazed and Confused, Drama Queens,

Television:

I don’t watch much TV, but for my money South Park, Entourage, Seinfeld, the Simpson’s, Family Guy, and the News… That’s pretty much it... More or less.

Books:

The zombie survival giude, The Dharma Bums, K2 Triumph and Tragedy, Catch-22, Debt of Honor, Without Remorse, Shogun (despite the ending),

Heroes:

Eric Stratton "Otter", Jack Burton, Joe "Coop" Cooper, Rick Blaine, and Magnum PI