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Michael [Blue-Haired Pirate]

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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator "But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate--we can not consecrate--we can not hallow--this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us--that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion--that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain--that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom--and the government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth." --President Lincon.Okay, thought it is about time to update this. My name is Michael. I am 17 years old and attend College Park High School. I am a Junior there and will be graduating in 2008. Like always, if you know me then you know me. If you don't know me then you don't know me. If you're not sure, feel free to ask me and I'll tell you know myself. I'm not that forgetable. You'd remember me if you knew me. I'm that annoying and obnoxious. My male friends call me an asshole and obnoxious while my female friends have been known to call me sensitive, caring, playful, flirtatious, obnoxious and an asshole. I love making "your mom" jokes and can spit out comebacks for ten minutes straight. (been tested!) You can't beat me!I'm empathic, so if you try to explain your emotions to me I will understand them. This only applies to emotions and points of view. Other shit is beyond me. I'm extremely intelligent (I score a 140 on an IQ test) and I am an awful student. I admit it, I suck at school.What else about me...I'm ...me. I play the saxophone, percussion and piano. I'm learning guitar (soon). I was in my school's Wind Ensemble and Jazz Band. I'm in Boy Scouts and almost at Eagle. I'm in a Venture Crew as well, though I do not have any awards there.
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My Interests

Music, Art, Computers, Knives, Swords, Daggers, other medievel weaponry. Mythology, lots of other stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Well, I've already met Molly's Revenge, Wicked Tinkers, Tempest...so I'd have to say I want to meet Queen, Styx, Evanescence and the Killers. I've met Keira Knightly, so she's off my list...I'd love to meet Dane Cook, Clive Owen and Jim Carrey.

Music:

Oh Em Gee! I like all kinds of music.

Movies:

THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW; Shaun of the Dead; Lord of the Rings; Star Wars (Original Trilogy, none of that new crap); Pirates of the Carribean (all of them!); Ocean's Eleven; Ocean's Twelve; Bourne Identity; Bourne Supremacy; Nightmare Before Christmas; Van Helsing; American Pie 1; American Pie 2; American Wedding; Die Hard 1; Die Hard 2; Scary Movie (all); Monty Python; Serenity; Love Actually; James Bond (all); Interview with a Vampire +many more I can't think of.

Television:

Hmm, don't watch much T.V. I loved Rockstar: INXS (only reality TV show I like); Angel; Buffy; Firefly; Bones; Its Always Sunny in Philidelphia; How I Met Your Mother; Who's Line Is It Anyway; SNL; Family Guy; Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip; Numb3rs; Law and Order; Heroes; Thats about it, I think...

Books:

Books, damn, thats a long list, I think. All books in the Hitchhiker's Guide series, The Lord of the Rings series, Dracula (1897 Bram Stoker version), Shakespeare, Wicked, Anne Rice's works. All of R.A. Salvatore's works.

Heroes:

My best friend/brother is at the top of my list, though that could be a really, really bad thing. (Sorry Chris!) My friends (Long list, huge apologies if I forgot you) Jenny, Amanda, Rosie, Ashley, Jessie, Jessie, Kadah, Aaron, Jeff, Katie, Nny, Kirsten, Mary, Chris, Kevin, Chad, Gio, Tyler, Eugenie, Mariana, Kathy, Krystal, Carly, Jeff, Kelsey, Kelsey, Mara, Josh, Tommy, Rachel, Jenny, Brandon, Lars, Cassidy, Megan, Kim, Danielle, Chris, Brandon, Veronica, Ronnie, Connor, Taylor, Michael, David, Cynthia, Jessica, Kelly, Alec, Celeste, Cody, Shannon, Cat, Dan, Bryan, Rod, Shannon, Liz, Lindsay, Tim, Daniel, Jessie, Alex, Sean, and whoever else I forgot!

My Blog

Fakes and Liars

Its funny. In the most sarcastic, ironic sense of the term. Though I love a good laugh and joke. I'm tired of this one and I'm tired of it being played on me.If you are my friend, be my friend. If you...
Posted by Michael [Blue-Haired Pirate] on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:46:00 PST

Comedy Routine: Part One: Stoplights and Crosswalks

People act so weird at crosswalks, you ever notice that? Someone's walkin' down the street, they got about 100 yards till the corner. That's one football field. That's 300 feet. That's 3600 inches! Ju...
Posted by Michael [Blue-Haired Pirate] on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:36:00 PST

Frolicking with the Flame

I know this is a less than serious post when compared to the previous on my views of the world, but I feel that my reckless side needs credit. Fire is a beautiful thing, in my oppinion. I am a pyroman...
Posted by Michael [Blue-Haired Pirate] on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 11:41:00 PST