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JESS

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About Me

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I like fun people who know how to have a good time, and people who know how to laugh at themselves. I also enjoy watching people fall down and getting hurt, am I wrong? Oh stop it, you know you love it too, don't lie. My family and friends are the funniest people in the world, not to mention the most INSANE bunch I have ever been around. Fifty percent of the people that have met during my lifetime have not been worth knowing or I have wasted my time being in their company. I hate dull people who lack originality. The friends that I have kept throughout the years are still there for a good reason, they still make me laugh. As for the rest, most of you need a real good smack in the mouth. I have lost touch with most people (some my fault, sorry. Moving has been difficult), and that is why I think MySpace is so great. It would be so much better if some friends I wanted to join would sign up though. It is so nice to find friends you spoke to a month ago, friends you have not been in contact with for years, and make new friends with similar interests (please, no crazies). However, if you find me on MySpace and I did not like you years ago, chances are, I still don't like you.
Food is my life (Mmm, ice cream and M&M's). I try to revolve my life around food even though I eat healthy. I don’t eat to live, I live to eat. Most people I know are the same way, even if they are not in the food industry. That is why they are AMAZING people. I love great movies, shows, and music. I also believe that "Back to the Future" is the greatest trilogy ever (I bet I will be getting a lot of shit for saying that). I love to travel and see new places. It is even better when you can share that experience with someone you really care about. I need to get more stamps in that passport.
I love LOVE. I am so lucky to have found the perfect person that I love w/ all of my heart. He truly is my best friend. Being loved and being in love, there is nothing greater than that. Well, maybe eating great food while you are listening to great music and getting great love ALL AT THE SAME TIME. NICE (trade the music for a Yankee game and you have the "Costanza Way"). I also believe that Frogs are the greatest of the animals, second only to dogs.
Also, I really enjoy inappropriate behavior, horrendous comments and watching parents yell at their small children (the bad ones, of course). The funniest things in life can be rude, off-color and retarded. I love Pirates and I hate Chuck Norris and Wade Boggs, I cannot explain why, I just do. I am a huge fan of evil, that's right I said EVIL. The dark side is always more entertaining, and I love anyone that will inflict pain on others to get shit done (Jack Bauer style). I am obsessed with NASA and anything connected to the Space Program...I will go up one day :) I also love fighting (UFC) and solving crime. I wish I could become a Private Investigator and relocate to Hawaii. All I would need would be a rich backer and a buddy with his own helicopter. Hey, it could happen. I love the ocean. Well, I love looking at it. I will no longer go in the water because I fear that I will be eaten by a shark, not just attacked, but swallowed whole. The fact that I can’t swim doesn't help me out either. I will not go in the ocean; I will only go into pools. If I am so afraid of sharks, why am I so fascinated by them??
Yeah, I have issues, but not more than you do...I am back in the states and currently living in Northern California w/ my incredible husband Sean and our lovely yet diabolical dog Maeby. It is so beautiful here. I absolutely love it ninety percent of the time. Come and visit us. Please, not all at one time ;)
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well, since I have already found my real life Lloyd Dobbler, I would love to meet Pirates, Josh Holloway, Pirates, Conan O'Brien, Michael J. Fox, PIRATES and the entire Bluth family. I would also like to spend a week with Bob Odenkirk & David Cross.

My Blog

Married???

Hello friends. I just wanted all of my close pals to know that Sean and I were legally married last weekend in Monterey CA. Our day was very private and very beautiful. We are still planning our "wedd...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 23:57:00 GMT

Who Wants Ice Cream?

Welcome to my new monthly blog devoted to the greatest thing on Earth: ICE CREAM. I have decided to tell my very best pals all about the wonderful flavors I am currently enjoying. I may write about on...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 18:04:00 GMT

Maeby

Hey friends. Meet our new baby Maeby(pronounced Maybe)Mae is 11 weeks old and is as fluffy as a marshmallow. More pics to come  
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:04:00 GMT

Welcome to California

Here are a few pics from the drive into Cali and around where we live Go to ImageShack.. to Create your own Slideshow
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 20:54:00 GMT

Tagged by Sandles ;)

The rules are: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names, and wh...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 21:43:00 GMT

Florida to Arizona

Here are some pics from the trip. There will be more to come from California to the Moon, once we get settled in and raise more money for the shuttle :) ENJOY Go to ImageSh...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:55:00 GMT

Updates from Retarded Lane

Updates from Retarded Lane         Here is the start of my: DAILY RETARDED UPDATES. Feel free to give your opinion on any subject, or tell me about so...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 20:34:00 GMT

What a bitch

Bridezilla. I use to hear that word and I would want to stick my finger down my throat and vomit all over the television. Then I started watching these NYC bitches flip out about their big day. A...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 05:11:00 GMT

Good Times

For those of you that have not seen the movie Half Baked, do me a favor: Watch it with someone that has a great laugh. It always reminds me of good times with good people 
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 15:02:00 GMT

Today

I found out some really great news today about my dad, so I could not be in a better mood. I will also be back in NY in August and I cannot wait. Today was a good day I cannot wait to see all of...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 15:01:00 GMT