OATH |
I, Kurt Fenstad do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to th...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:14:00 GMT |
ONCE UPON A TIME |
Bill of Rights Amendment ICongress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the righ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:03:00 GMT |
CATS and DOGS |
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY6:00am - At last! I Go Pee! My favorite thing!8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!1...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:38:00 GMT |
Imagine |
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't,
and sense of humor to console him for what he is.
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:23:00 GMT |
Remember the Golf Balls ----------> |
Remember the golf balls:
A professor fills a large mayonnaise jar with golf balls and asks the class "Is the jar full? And the class says, "yes".So then he puts in a BUNCH of pebbles, which fill the c...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 23:17:00 GMT |
My favorite quotes --------> |
It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English up to fifty words used in correct context no human being has been reported to have learned Dolphinese.~ Carl Sa...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:21:00 GMT |
JOKES -------------> |
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had beendating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only onelittle thing bothering me. It was her bea...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:46:00 GMT |
MUST SEE....... GO TO: |
HILARIOUS:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-869183917758574879
World Trade Center Tower 7: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3249714675910247150&
amp;q=CONTROLLED+DEMOLITION&hl=en
&nb...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 08:59:00 GMT |
Sex |
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX:Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?""Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex.""Social Security sex?""Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but notenoug...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 23:38:00 GMT |
How to be a good Republican |
In order to be a good Republican,
1.You have to be against abortion even if your twelve year old daughter was brutally raped and became pregnant; but it is okay to abort an unwanted pregnancy when h...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 23:18:00 GMT |
