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I'd like to meet:
Samuel Colt, Henry Ford, and Eli Whitney... (in a dark alley... with news from the future, and an unlicensed nuclear accelerator).
Music:
i do not dislike styles of music, so to speak, only artists.
i have such a boundless love for music, so it would seem easier to list those which i do not like, so: Corporate rock: this includes, but is not limited to boy bands and bubble gum pop... (i.e. factory manufactured assembly line media fodder, gathered, sifted, run through the processor, and finally shat out into a nice, clean, pretty plastic shrink-wrapped package for your children's {your} almighty dollar...(ahem) pleasure.. and entertainment..(right). i don't particularly care for bling-hop (could give a cold shit about your crib, ride, rims, passport stamps, money, clothing and/or fragrance line, etc... i mean c'mon man. Get over yourself. Yep. you've got a ridiculous amount of money... wow. Great. What did you write about when you were broke like the rest of us? I wouldn't mind hearing some of that. Whatever happened to substance?) i think that just about covers it. Oh yeah, not too keen on foofy house.
Movies:
Stanley Kubrick, Tim Burton, Alfred Hitchcock, Jim Henson, George Romero, Lloyd Kaufman, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Rob Zombie, Coen Brothers, Sam Raimi, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Sam Peckinpah, David Lynch, Clive Barker, John Carpenter, Wes Craven, John Waters, Spielberg, Tex Avery, Bill Hanna & Joe Barbara... i'll get back to you on this one, there's more.
Television:
rots your brain, kid! That being said, I'd tell you, but due to brain-rot from decades of unrestricted television exposure, I can't think of any in particular... hmmm.
Books:
Stalking the Wild Pendulum, by Dr. Itzak Bentov, The works of Carlos Casteneda, The Four Agreements, Ishmael, Lamb, the writings of Kurt Vonnegut Jr., The Making of the Atomic bomb, The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, The Chronicles of Amber, the works of Poe, philosophy, physics, pursuits of spiritual enlightenment and growth, history, culture, technology, sorcery.
Heroes:
The unnameable spirit that keeps our particles together (La Ilaha Ilalahu), Jesus Christ (and the fifteen others throughout history whose lives paralleled his... i.e: Buddha, Krishna, Horus, ...etc.), Bill Hicks, Frank Zappa, Charles Darwin, Terry Bozzio, Les Claypool, Buddy Rich, Tool, Larry Flynt, Harry Houdini, Hunter S. Thompson, Aleister Crowley, Timothy Leary, my old manager at the detail shop for having the savvy to patent everything on a stick, Sacha Baron Cohen, Dubya and Bin Laden(in the same respect as Andy Kauffman and Jerry Lawler), my mom, your mom, Stifler's mom, O.J. (for getting away with murder), Thomas Edison, Heron of Alexandria, Quentin Tarantino, John Bonham, the guy who invented the match... and i suppose whosoever happens to come along and help if i should one day find myself dangling helplessly from a suspension bridge.
