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Alpha K™®☆☠

it's all too easy!

About Me

"Time is a sort of river of passing events, and strong is its current; no sooner is a thing brought to sight than it is swept by and another takes its place, and this too will be swept away."~Marcus AureliusMy dear friend Cris, I love this guy to death!Get Your Own! | View SlideshowGet Your Own! | View SlideshowFOUR KIM's - well only one YSOME SUPER SEXY GIRLIESI am fun-loving and have a real weakness for laughter. Laughter is the sugar in my life! I prefer the insane to the mundane, the simple to the convaluded, the raw truth to polished lies. I've always said, "If you can't handle the truth, do NOT ask the question". I'm politically incorrect most of the time, without apologies for it. If you're feeling blue, I will be the duct tape and WD-40 to fix you up. If you come at me, I will rip your heart out with a spoon. I believe one of the biggest mistakes people make with me is to view my kindness for weakness. I have an abundance of kindness and a weakness ONLY for my children, old people (but if you're a cranky old coot, I will call you on it - I take no prisoners) and pizza. Otherwise, weakness has no place in my life. If you're out in the cold, I will be your shelter. I can take the shit as well as dole it out. I have a wicked sense of humor and a decent evil streak in me. You'll swear you saw horns on top of my head but when you look into my eyes, you're sure you've visited with an angel. I value my friendships more than most people do. I'm not so quick to let you in, but if I do - it's gold. There's no in between regarding me. You either love me or hate me. I've no discomfort in being hated. I was put on earth to live MY life, you live YOUR life. If you don't like how I live my life, cut me out of your life, idiot. Don't try to change me. I'm who I am and quite happy as just plain old me. Make no mistakes, there's really nothing "plain" about me though. I love going to see live music, have been to well over 200 concerts (excluding bar bands and stuff like that). I like walking under ladders, opening umbrellas indoors & crossing paths with black cats - BECAUSE I CAN! Lavendar is my favorite smell, I will buy ANYTHING that has a good lavendar smell to it. I prefer tulips & lillies to roses. I like my eggs slightly loose, bacon cooked but not burnt, hamburgers with velveeta cheese cooked medium! I prefer my house full of guests enjoying a dinner or brunch I've prepared far more than going out to a restaurant. Love a good ride on the back of someone's bike, going to the bar for some beer and wings...I also play division 1 competition level softball in NYC. My team took the NYC title in 2005 and again this year, something we are REALLY proud of... I sit on the board of directors for NYC's largest and most well-organized softball league, New York Metrosports, Inc. If you have a team and you're interested in getting in on the action, please go to www.nycmetrosports.com or feel free to contact me through myspace. Looking for a home? Free Agents should get in touch with me! OUR TRIP TO BOSTON, JULY 2006 Road trippin' with my two favorite allies...
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Your IQ Is 145
Your Logical Intelligence is Genius
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average
Your General Knowledge is Exceptional A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

My Interests

Napa Valley & San Francisco, January 2007Me and PootPoot in St Patty's ParadeMe with my sweetiesMy children!!! Getting lost, exploring and discovering new things, playing softball, slapping a vicious tag on someone at the plate, thunderstorms, cool weather, The Yankees, NY Rangers, NY Jets, Sushi, Thai, cold pizza, exercising, traveling, concerts, live sporting events, learning new things, camping, cooking, meeting new people, LAUGHING TILL I CRY, skiing, jetskiing, mtn biking, California, Vegas, Bahamas,Vail, Utah, Mexico, surfing, boarding, fresh ink...MySpacePhotos.com

I'd like to meet:

Sometimes in life, you're lucky enough to encounter and embrace someone who epitomizes all that you believe is perfect in a pesron. Someone that you look up to but at the same time, because you share something so true, that you're able to point out their flaws without consequence. Someone who you are able to love and cherish, sometimes even moreso, for all the things that they are not.The future President of the United States - RUDY and IAnyone as cool as me. People who have control over their lives and understand that you need to be accountable for your actions. In other words I love people who are relatively insane, but at the end of the day, they reconcile their lives because they truly understand it's not healthy to be a moron at all times. JUST MOST...I'd love to meet anyone SLIGHTLY normal with half a brain, not looking to get laid or hook up. If you can manage just getting to know me without looking for more, I'll be impressed. I'm not looking to make this page a high school popularity contest to see how many friends I can add...I turn MOST down and am relatively selective about who I do add. If you think we've got stuff in common, if you're a funny person without hangups...drop me a line. Please don't just try to add me at random, like I said, I'm not looking for a collection of non-existent cyber buddies. All you bands, unless you're paying me or I'm friends with someone in the band, buzz off...I'm not advertising for you!
Guys Like That You're Charming
You're the girl most guys can't get out of their heads
Even if they met you on a bad hair day :-)
You just seem to "click" with everyone you meet
So even if a guy forgets about you for a second... his friends haven't! What Do Guys Like About You?
You Play it Cool
You're not in your face, smokin' hot... and it's all by design
You have a carefully crafted cool persona, leaving everyone wanting to know just a little more. Are You Hot?

Music:

STP, Disturbed, Fixer, A.F.I., 80's Hairbands, Audioslave, Korn, Linkin Park, Metallica, Three Doors Down,Tool, A Perfect Circle, Godsmack, Fuel, Velvet Revolver, 311, DMX, 50cent, Jay Z, Public Enemy, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin most anything else except country. Mamma's boy

Movies:

NAPOLEON DYNOMITE, American History X, American Pie movies, anything really deep, scary or FUNNY
Your Birthdate: February 20
You are a virtual roller coaster of emotions, and most people enjoy the ride.
Your mood tends to set the tone of the room, and when you're happy, this is a good thing.
When you get in a dark mood, watch out - it's very hard to get you out of it.
It's sometimes hard for you to cheer up, and your gloom can be contagious.

Your strength: Your warm heart

Your weakness: Trouble controlling your emotions

Your power color: Black

Your power symbol: Musical note

Your power month: February What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

MySpacePhotos.com

Television:

the news, Seinfeld (it never gets old), Law and Order, Flavor of Love (it's like a car accident, you just can't look away)...

Books:

There might be a wedding that will happen here in 2007...

Heroes:

My true heroes are my children, my parents and my friends who love me for who I am and encourage me each day to be better than I was the day before.

My Blog

Check out this video: More Cowbell

Posted By:alanGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Alpha K"® on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 01:12:00 PST

This Time Imperfect...AFI

I cannot leave here, I cannot stay,Forever haunted, more than afraid.Asphyxiate on words I would say,I'm drawn to a blackened sky as I turn blue.There are no flowers, no not this time,There'll be...
Posted by Alpha K"® on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 12:07:00 PST

I feel great enough to play!

3:30 p.m. on a sunny Monday afternoon in May.  I'm sitting at my desk, staring blankly at my flat-screen computer monitor toiling over countless emails.  I couldn't tell you the contents.&nb...
Posted by Alpha K"® on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 04:50:00 PST

What do you see?

Look into my eyes What do you see? Some faceless bitch? Do you even SEE ME?   Look into my eyes You think you know me... You've no sense of what I want You've no clue of what I need.   Look ...
Posted by Alpha K"® on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 09:25:00 PST

Retards on myspace as according to Kimberly

If you have Jenna Jameson (as hot as she fucking is...) in your "top 8", as well as any other various porn stars, you are a retard. We all know you're not friends with them.If all you peckers can come...
Posted by Alpha K"® on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 02:37:00 PST

For the Girls!!! Thanks Kristine!!!

Thanks Kristine!!!! This one's for the girls who you can take home to mom, but won't because it's easier to fuck with a whore than work on a relationship; this is for the girls who have been led...
Posted by Alpha K"® on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 01:34:00 PST

50 things about me...

I want to know the same about you too!1. spell your middle name backward: enna2. story behind your first name: parents just liked it3. whens your birthday? Feb 20, '734. where do you live: San Remo, L...
Posted by Alpha K"® on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 11:21:00 PST

A little about me

A little about me Appearance [ ] I am shorter than 5'4. [x] I think I'm ugly sometimes. [x] I have many scars. [x] I tan easily. [ ] I wish my hair was a different color. [ ] I have friends who have ...
Posted by Alpha K"® on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 08:08:00 PST

Can't say my PROM looked like this...

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Posted by Alpha K"® on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:20:00 PST

Reading Singles Bar Body Language...

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Posted by Alpha K"® on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:13:00 PST