my favorite stories from fmylife.com |
Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FMLToday, I foun...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:45:00 GMT |
stupid questions |
A stitch in time saves nine what? After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --Steven Wright Are female moth...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:18:00 GMT |
what not to do while at work... |
printed July 9, 2009Police have arrested a 25-year-old Comcast Corp. employee after a check-cashing store in Portland was robbed and a female employee was clubbed in the head with a crowbar.At first p...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:09:00 GMT |
NEW HALLMARK CARD SUGGESTIONS LOL |
My tire was thumping.I thought it was flatWhen I looked at the tire...I noticed your cat.Sorry!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~Heard your wife left you,How upset you must be.But d...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 15:24:00 GMT |
favorite headlines, vol 2 |
""Once I read about the evils of drinking, I quit reading!""
"Why is the alphabet in that particular order? Is it because of that song?"
If it hurts too much to look back, and you're afraid to...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 17:13:00 GMT |
favorite headlines... |
"save your breath you'll need to blow up your date!!!!"
""Your friends will be the ones to bail you out of jail, your best friend will be the one sittin right beside the whole time""
"It takes 41 mu...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:52:00 GMT |
