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About Me


Give 'er the ole motor boat. I love married women - Wild sex with no strings attached. Just call me Daddy. Body of a greek god with the mind of an eleven year old. Incredibly immature and extraordinarily insane. I'm a monster. Beast. Tiger. And I'll make your head spin, make you forget your name, and leave you screaming for more. It's all about quality... Break me off a piece of that!
You know you want some!
Jump up and down, baby. I'm the king. Celebrate this splendiferous breed known as my kind. Taste. Welcome to my wonderful world of the most fantastic flavors... I'll rock your world. Let's take a walk... I don't sleep. Keep my eyes open for all the beauty in the world - the excitement - the splendor. When was the last time you caught a sunrise over the beach? Experience it. Live it. Be it.
Best summed up as - too good for you - so stand back, watch out and keep your arms in at all times! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

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All the stars in the sky. All the Dolphins in the ocean. All the love in your heart, and all the beautiful beings in all the cosmos. I will meet you all someday. So cool your heels and don't forget to tip your waitress!
Wocka, Wocka!

.... oh yea. I almost forgot. I'd love to met my idol and hero, Peter David. The man is a genius writer!

My Blog

What the hell am I doin’ here?

When you were here before, Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel, Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special You're so fuck...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 13:15:00 GMT

And now our song is done...


Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 13:40:00 GMT

Walt sent me. ;)

The sound is real low on a couple of these. Hell if I know why.
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 19:31:00 GMT

Ahh, memories. I treasure my former babysitters.


Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:37:00 GMT

In outer space nobody can hear you laugh.


Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 05:56:00 GMT

Flyin high on clouds of nonsense.


Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 14:05:00 GMT

These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Twisted Toyfare Theater
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 18:00:00 GMT

I want an '85 DeLorean! Preferably with a flux capacitor.


Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 14:01:00 GMT

Fun Town Auto- "Get out your fuckin checkbook!"


Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:13:00 GMT

The Secret Of T.H.E.M.

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Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 17:39:00 GMT