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Dirty Sanchez

Next person that calls me hateful gets hated.....Lifes not a garden, so stop being a hoe.....Live to

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Get this video and more at MySpace.com.. width="425" height="350" ..My anger is ignited by men who beat children to death with extension cords and women who plunge babies into scalding water so they'll stop crying. My anger is ignited by fathers who rape their daughters and pregnant women who take crack and drink alcohol without a thought for the tiny souls they ar damning to a lifetime of pain. Babies in dumpsters. Drug overdoses. Burns, cuts, gunshot wounds. Wasted minds and ruined lives. My anger is ignited by a society that pays lipservice to its children while treating them as nothing more than a marketing demographic and by schools that are falling apart and teachers so numbed by violence and fear that they've stopped teaching. But what's really pissing me off today is a room full of supposed grown-ups who think that bad drivers and loud talkers and fat hips are worth getting angry about when all the rest of that actual evil is loose in the world.

My Interests


You Are 74% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

I'd like to meet:


You are 100% Sagittarius
How Sagittarius Are You?

Music:


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Johnny Cash, U2, Blink 182, Frank Sinatra, Oingo Boingo
You Are Best Described By...
The Starry Night
by Vincent van Gogh What Famous Work of Art Are You?

Movies:


You Belong in San Diego
Laid back and friendly, you were meant to live most of your life on the beach.
You usually think everything is "all good"... except when the weather dips under 60F.
You stay classy - especially when you're in Tijuana! Where Does Your Inner Californian Belong?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I can pass this guy." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Television:

The Dukes of Hazzard, Married With Children, Speed Channel.
some simple stuff
Name: Mike/Asshole
Birthday: 11/25/1970
Birthplace: Phoenix, in a hospital thats no longer there.
Current Location: Glendale
Eye color: Green
Hair color: Brown
Height: My I.D. says 5'4"
Right Handed or left handed: Righty
Heritage: don't know
Shoes you wore today: Etnies sandles
Weakness: I can be brutally mean.
Fears: Someone being brutally mean to me.
First thought when waking up: DAMN! It's morning already?!?!?
Best physical feature: My Neck
Your bedtime: usually Midnight
Your most missed memory: My Brother, David
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Do you smoke: Yes.
Do you swear: Swearing is my language.
Do you sing: If I like the song or whomever is with me DOESN'T like the song.
Do you shower daily: No
In the past month have you smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on drugs: Maybe....Probably not though,.....wait, can I change my answer?.....I'm hungry.
In the past month have you drank alcohol: Yes....dumb question

How do you want to die: Old, with my family around me.
Number of tattoos: 5
Number of things in my past I regret: 1
Number of cd's I own: None (Limewire & an Ipod mini)
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You're An Alcoholic
Time to go back to step one. What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Your Musical Tastes Match: Dale Earnhardt Jr.
See his whole playlist here (iTunes required) What Celebrity Matches Your Taste in Music?

Heroes:

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My autobiography

1. Where did you take your default pic? Living room in Arizona2. What exactly are you wearing right now?Etnies, crew socks, one piece of a two piece jogging outfit (pants), thermal shirt, san diego "D...
Posted by Dirty Sanchez on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:33:00 PST

HOLY FUCK!!!!!

ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A GOOD PLACE TO GET SOME SERIOUS LONGBOARDING IN AND IT'S RIGHT DOWN THE FUCKIN' STREET FROM MY HOUSE!!!!!!!Thunderbird park has some of the best hills I have ever ...
Posted by Dirty Sanchez on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 02:07:00 PST

Things I've done

I have stood on top of the World Trade Center. I have eaten dog, dried squid & fermented cabbage in Korea. I have gotten lost in the woods of Arkansas, and found my way out. I have snowb...
Posted by Dirty Sanchez on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 10:27:00 PST

Man, I hate this.....

Everytime I think I got something cool on here, some asshole with a better myspace page comes around. Good thing all this shit is free because I would be broke......."Damitt,.....that fuckin' bastard ...
Posted by Dirty Sanchez on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:52:00 PST

Car Accident

I got hit by a couple of gangstas, G. One of them had to go get his moms because he didn't axe her if he could go out with his playas. hey were rollin' wit Gin & Juice, (laid back) and they took o...
Posted by Dirty Sanchez on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 08:36:00 PST

I HATE MYSPACE!!!!

This thing sucks! I can't figure it out. No, I'm not technologically retarded either. I just don't have enough time to screw with this. I'm having a beer. I should be helping Jennifer unpack anyway......
Posted by Dirty Sanchez on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 07:32:00 PST