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x___smalls [i'm ahead but you stay a snail]

Some dudes like fleas, you gotta use ya paws to get 'em off of ya.

About Me


hate me.
0 approach me.

stop moppin'; my shit, you dirty-ass scallywag bitches. i'm not here to make you look good. make your own shit. all yah brawds is good for is COPY & PASTIN' and RIGHT-CLICKIN' & SAVIN'.
city swagg, queens slurr, & new york state of mind.
that's pretty much all you need to know.
errlay.

there really aint no use for writin' an ' about me '. scince your actually readin' this, just know that if you send me a request, i will not accept 99% of the time. i wont deny you either, i will leave ya ass on there so you wont try to add again. there are too many people on here actin' like somethin' they're not, copyin' & pastin', stealin' peoples pictures, takin' peoples 'about me' and people that like to clockwork your page from time to time. oh yeah & did i mention fake individuals??? i mean, that whole 'nerd' look with the broken glasses and the tape, damn is that your idea of a "dope steelo"?? LOL that shit is laaamme. i don't appreciate you low-lifes commin' through just to mop my verbal & my graphics. but hey if it makes you feel cool, i can't stop you. that just makes you a jocker & un-original. it's funny. just because your page is private, you think i don't know you have my shit on there. lmao& for the record, iv'e had '.__' on the beggining of my name scince '05. & how many people now, do you see with that on they name?? i'm not sayin' i started it, i'm sayin' i havn't seen it before i had it on mine. now i see it everywhere. it's gravy though, i'll change the dot to an 'x' & we'll see how that go. but shit, it's myspace. of course shit like that will happen. but whatever floats your fckin' boat. get at me on'a inbox. happy clockworkin'! LMAO
easy.
40Things About Me
1. when you see/saw me for the first time, you most likely won't didn't like me. you prolly still don't .=D that is my intention.
2. NYC is the place to be.
3. i love pits &rottys.
4. i've never had my heart broken.
5. i make my own layouts.
6. don't ask me questions unless you can handle the truth.
7. i got my own steez i don't need yours. you have seriously mistaken if you think i'm tryin' to jock you in any way.
8. i don't envy other bitches materials. meaning i don't want ya jacket, kicks, jeans, etc. i can get my own.
9. i like to play video games.
10. i don't wear bikinis because i hate my body.
11. yes, i like lil' wayne. his flows is fire, but i been thought so ever scince he first started. not to fit in or 'cause most lames jumped on his dck when 'Fireman' came out.
12. i don't think i'm cute, fine, pretty, sexy, etc.
13. i'm not feelin' the whole 'Vans' movement.
14. i love bamboo earrings and rope chains.
15. i constantly change up my style.
16. i HATE slow jams, but some r&b is aiight i guess.
17. i don't wear make-up, that sht feels od disgusting.
18. yes, i brawl when necessary. you can go ahead & think i'm scary just because i'm not a loud mouth. i aint a big bitch, but i swings heavy.
19. hickies are nasty.
20. sharing drinks is nasty.
21. remy ma IS that btch.
22. i love basketball, all fighting sports, and track.
23. i focus on nothin' but myself and those i feel are special enough to get my attention.
24. everything i have, i deserve. i aint no hypebeast and don't use "mommies/daddies credit card".
25. i don't bang.
26. i can't sing for sht.
27. i don't play "little girl" games.
28. i only had a few boyfriends in my life, & i didn't really care about any of them.
29. i don't like to be touched. i can deal with handshakes, dap, or hugs, but other than that, don't put your hands on me.
30. i eat too much.
31. i'm a sneaker fckin' fiend.
32. i hate the colors pink & blue. (navy blue is hot though.)
33. i like to dye my hair a lot.
34. i like the smell of gasoline.
35. i have no type of drama or beef. don't come around me with that bullsht.
36. i'm disrespectful.
37. teachers&parents hate me.
38. i love chocolate.
39. i barely talk.
40. i get mad way too easily, & i hate it.
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Assumption is what I call first class IGNORANCE.
[yah bird-brain bitches should really take that into consideration.]
take my kidness
for weekness and ill take your life

as a joke.
M A C i E G.

"i gotta die with money ;; cause i wasn't born with it."
i spit ice cream bars
why would i walk past you & bump you?
talk past you & mumble ?
when i could walk past you; rush you
grab you & touch you?
they movin indirect;
my ave is a jungle.

but i approach 'em real calm
my swagger is humble.
like; pardon me homie --
i aint tryin'; to gather no trouble;
i'm actually puzzled..
WHY YOU KEEP
CRACKiN YA KNUCKLES?
bittersweet -- you gon' be the death of me.
but ion care, cause im givin' you the best of me.
you keep me sane & held my hand through everything.
you've neva left my side no matter how thick shit got.
i fucks with you heavy.
even when i, myself..doubted you. * thank youu.
it's you & me til' the casket drop. 2005 til' that RIP date.
& after you..there will be none. ride out. easy.

My Interests

& if you leave; you leavin' the best; so you would have to settle for less.

top goons [no order]
albert [son of LA]
chanel
amina
genesis
bobby [bc]
chris s.
bernice
salvador
shay
deena
shaila
alyssa
maurice
india
tia
sky
mercedes
aundre [dre benz]
tina
reynalyn [miss raye]
tanny
kris [circle k]
michael [herrity]
shawn [shawn don]
kris [ruffneck]
laura
hortencia
miriam

I'd like to meet:

lil.wayne
allen.iverson
michael.jordan
floyd.mayweather
juelz.santana
roy.jones jr.
dwayne.wade
Triple.H
nicki.minaj
remy.ma
somaya.reece
charli.baltimore
meagan.good
nikki.alexander <[i>hoopz]
brooke.valentine
lauren.london <[i>new new]

Music:

don't worry 'bout what's bumpin';
let ya speakers bleed.

Movies:

Scarface & Paper Soldiers
hands down.

Television:


The Wayans Bros,Mind of Mencia,Family Guy,Scooby Doo,Spongebob,Jamie Foxx,Proud Family,The Boondocks,Futurama, I Love New York, Wresting, Basketball, etc.

Heroes:

in the lonq run; everyone ends up bein' a huge disappointment.

Details

don't run game; i'm on my wifey flow.
i belong to the cali king.
aint nothin' wrong with homo but i like dudes.
my swagg came from eastside; 718 all day. nyc princess.
i stand at 5'0", but ya girl thick as shit.
i'm mixed; filinegro.
god? where? i'm atheist.
nasty as a scorpio; but i'm a lucky libra
piff? on special occasions.
i'll drink all ya hpnotiq & grey goose.
gotta youngin'? hell nah, not for me.
specialty? shittin' on these greasy ass jump-skeezies.

My Blog

CELEBRiTY LOOK-ALiKES

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