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Andrew

About Me


I have difficulty rendering my thoughts, especially those of an introspective nature, by implementation of symbolic channels expressible by graphemes through a textual medium which may be accordingly decoded by the reader for supplemental disambiguation in an arduous attempt to analyze the message your present interlocutor is aspiring to articulate. I also have an intermittent proclivity to be egregiously verbose and will periodically deploy a series of polysyllabic sesquipedalians or superfluous redundant pleonastic tautological prolixities to mask the fact i really don't know what the fuck i'm talking about.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


A hypermammiferous pseudo-hermaphrodite who shaves one leg, collects the hair and glues it onto the other leg. also has to have undergone a tracheotomy. subjectively, nothing induces penile tumescence more efficaciously than a gaping tracheal cavitation welcoming my phallic presence and accepting my seminal presents, and as far as i'm concerned, the more orifices the better.

My Blog

Off The Wagon

             Awakening to the cacophony of two lesbians fighting with a crusty mask of vomit bound to my face.  Unable to see my surroundings...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 23:28:00 GMT