Armen: One Half of Circus Circus

?im armen
?i love beatboxing
?i drive a camry
?i love video games
?through the ages of 4-14 i wanted to be a video game creator, then i found out it takes so much more work than i was willing to put in
?from 14-present i've been wanting to either be a comedian, or a chef
?but mostly a comedian
?the first real comedian i can remember seeing is sinbad, on tv
?the first comedian i ever saw in real life was Dave Attell, and i called it one of the best things that has ever happend to me
?my cousin is an independant director who will someday make it big and be famous
?the first rock song i can remember listening to and enjoying was AC/DC- Big gun
?some people dislike me for no reason, those people are dicks
?i hate putting gel in my hair
?i love pirates
?this is gonna be much longer than i expected
?im too shy shy
?expect when im around my close friends, then i say anything i want to anyone
?i love to eat
?i love to cook
?i love to eat what i cook
?i love cooking for others
?i worked at cold stone creamery
?it made me hate people who eat ice cream
?i know the single person who knows the most about anything simpsons related, he was on tv
?i know one of the best guitarist in glendale
? he's also the biggest asshole ever
?even though he calls me the biggest asshole ever
?i love driving next to a guy blasting hardcore rap in his car, and blasting 80's,even louder
?the bass for my computer speakers is better than the bass for my car
?i've played computer games most people have never heard of
?i like european melodic/folk metal
?hook and robin hood:men in tights are my two favorite movies ever
?i can recite both movies word for word
?in late 7th, and most of 8th grade, i fell in love with rage against the machine and started wanting to become some sort of freedom fighter and thinking i was cool
?i wasn't, nor is any other teenager who acts like that, they just don't wanna accept how the world really is
?i used to think the tooth fairy and santa were real
?mainly cause my mom would exchange money for my teeth when i was sleeping, and cause every normal kid believes in santa
?i like Christmas
?Xbox gamertag is barbehque
?i always loved michael jackson when i was little
?i used to use jokes from comedians i'd see on tv, until i found out that was the single most horrible thing you could ever do in the world of comedy
?i can't watch scary movies
?David Hasselhoff has watched me play Dance Dance revolution, and he told me i was damn good at it too
?i've been in two commercials
?and one independant film
?i've never been in a fight
?and i plan to keep it that way
?i wish i was good at guitar
?i double wish i was good at skating
?during the gigantic scooter phase that hit glendale in my 7th grade, i had the absolute coolest one in toll middle school......blue razor 2000 with a wheelie-bar, shocks, shoulder strap, and a megaman decal on the front
?i havn't touched it since 9th grade
?i hosted three rock shows at hoover, were i consider my first shot at comedy
?and i got like 4 laughs, but at least no one booed me
?cept my asshole friends
?good friends are tough to keep
?my favorite video game franchises ever are :megaman, castlevania,final fantasy, and suikoden
?no one has ever heard of that last game
?i've started playing super old video games again
?i like to live in the past sometimes
?chicks are just annoying sometimes
?guys can be just as annoying, just not as often
?i like to be funny
?i write my best jokes in the shower
?no, i don't know why
?i haven't done stand-up in a long time
?that's changing super soon
!thats it, im done man