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The Disco Pirate

...remember, no obstacles, only challenges

About Me

my favorite color is plaid and i've got 9 scars on my face with a story for each one. a lot of people don't get my sense of humor 'cause a lot of people are stupid. i like puppies, and rainbows and long walks on the beach, and all that happy, fluffy shit.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: G-Fresh
Birthday: before now
Birthplace: not here
Current Location: on your computer screen
Eye Color: mostly white
Hair Color: i can't see it
Height: taller than you
Right Handed or Left Handed: yes
Your Heritage: American
The Shoes You Wore Today: brown ones
Your Weakness: if i tell you that, then you could defeat me
Your Fears: government
Your Perfect Pizza: cooked
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: stop using myspace
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don't put your thumb in there
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn, i hate mornings
Your Best Physical Feature: life
Your Bedtime: when i'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: all the ones i can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: are you TRYING to make me sick?
Single or Group Dates: well, as long as there's a girl with me... whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: peach tea Snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fuck yeah i do bitch
Do you Sing: a lot
Do you Shower Daily: most of the time
Have you Been in Love: unfourtunately
Do you want to go to College: already there
Do you want to get Married: not to anyone i've met thus far
Do you belive in yourself: more than anyone else
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: shit yeah
Are you a Health Freak: no, i just don't eat crap like McDonald's
Do you get along with your Parents: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: sorta
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: of course
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: alcohol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: mm hmm
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, 'cause Oreo's are nasty
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, 'cause sushi's nasty
In the past month have you been on Stage: no freakin' way
In the past month have you been Dumped: no one to dump me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: never have
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not really
Ever been Drunk: i can't remember, i was really drunk at the time
Ever been called a Tease: yeah, actually
Ever been Beaten up: not really
Ever Shoplifted: a shitload... but that was a long time ago
How do you want to Die: lit on fire, falling off a cliff on to rocks in the ocean
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: well, that would imply that i'm gonna grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: all of 'em
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: plaid
Favourite Hair Color: plaid
Short or Long Hair: plaid
Height: plaid
Weight: plaid
Best Clothing Style: plaid
Number of Drugs I have taken: plaid
Number of CDs I own: plaid
Number of Piercings: plaid
Number of Tattoos: plaid
Number of things in my Past I Regret: paisley
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My Interests

Snowboarding, Skateboarding, Wakeboarding (ok, so i've only done that one once, but i liked it a lot), Offroading, Motorcycle Riding, Mountian Biking, Saving The World, Other Fun Stuff...

I'd like to meet:

drunken werewolves and cute girls with at least half a brainMusic Video: WONDERFUL NIGHT (by Fatboy Slim)

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Music:

lots. I think music is a form of expression, so if you limit yourself to one kind, then you're limiting your mind to one kind of thought, at least that's the way I see it... however, i've decided to start a list of exceptional artists that particularly appeal to me in whatever mood i happen to be in whenever i decide to add one. and we'll start with... Zero 7, Slightly Stoopid, Tetris, Rehab, Crystal Method, Tiger Army, Massive Attack, Morphine, My Chemical Romance, Greyboy, John Mayer, Mute Math, Rise Against, Concrete Blonde, Jurrasic 5, Thievery Corporation, Norah Jones, Mr. Bungle, Language Arts Crew, Pink Floyd (of course), A Perfect Circle, Wierd Al Yankovic, Faith No More, old school Metallica (pre-Load), Eminem, Bela Fleck And The Flecktones, Dave Mathews, Gipsy Kings, The Hellecasters, Jack Johnson, Heroes Del Silencio, Paul Oakenfold, Gwar, Kottonmouth Kings, Mike Ness, Yes, The Hives, dzihan kamien, The Refreshments (thier 1st album), She Wants Revenge, Panic! At The Disco, The Flaming Lips, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, etc...

Movies:

next to music, movies are a big passion of mine so if you're ever wondering what to get me for my birthday, or Christmas, or whatever, here's a list of some of my absolute favorites: What The Bleep Do We Know?, Old School, Sin City, Major League, Fight Club, SLC Punk, Clerks, The 5th Element, Hero, Fletch, Kung Pow!, The Big Lebowski, Memento, Interstate 60, House of 1000 Corpses, Shawshank Redemption, Half Baked, Run Lola Run, Forrest Gump,Office Space, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Very Bad Things, Big Trouble In Little China, High Fidelity, Hackers, Heat, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, South Park, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, Orgazmo, Braveheart, True Romance, The Princess Bride, American Psycho, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, A Clockwork Orange, Super Troopers, The Salton Sea, The Butterfly Effect, Hudson Hawk, American History X, Army of Darkness, Zoolander, The Last Samurai, Bowling For Columbine, Not Another Teen Movie, The Usual Suspects, 12 Monkeys, Baseketball, Happy Gilmore, Anchorman, X-Men, X-Men II, The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, Kill Bill, Kill Bill II, Young Guns, Young Guns II, Star Wars trilogy (episode 4,5 and 6), Lord of the Rings trilogy, Indiana Jones Trilogy, etc...

Television:

i don't watch "tv" but i do watch tv SHOWS. meaning, i watch dvds of the shows i like, 'cause i don't want to deal with commercials and having to be in front of the tv for the time period that the networks say.

Books:

Into Thin Air, Calvin and Hobbes, the Anti-Gravity Handbook, Tool Catalogs, etc...

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Jesse Ventura, Al Gore, Batman, Spiderman, Superman, me

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My Blog

...i might not be your Mr.Right

if you regularly watch the show COPS (or any reality TV for that matter) ...i might not be your Mr. Right if you wear high heels, more than just on special occasions ...i might not be your Mr. Right i...
Posted by The Disco Pirate on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:55:00 PST

The Super Suckers and The Reverend Horton Heat

so i went to a concert last night with my friend Jason, his girlfriend Nicole, Tim and his girlfriend Carol. we rolled up to a parking lot and pulled to the back so we could have a few beers first bef...
Posted by The Disco Pirate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my perfect date...

maybe it's a little late to write this since we've been broken up a while now but, ever since it happened, i always think of my first date with one of my ex's. it was such the perfect date. the weathe...
Posted by The Disco Pirate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

26 things a perfect guy would do... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i was parusing thebestpageintheuniverse.com and i came across this and i thought it was so fuckin' hilarious, i had to share. enjoy... Twenty-six things a perfect guy would do,and other pro...
Posted by The Disco Pirate on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 01:36:00 PST

Trapt...

ok, so i know you might not think there was much of a pit at the Trapt show but there was one and actually, it was pretty good. by no means the most brutal pit i've been in but still pretty harsh. mos...
Posted by The Disco Pirate on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 12:24:00 PST

the perfect blowjob...

girls, i know some of you are just inately talented when it comes to sucking dick but for the ones of you out there to whom it doesn't come quite as naturally, here's a little helpful info.i found thi...
Posted by The Disco Pirate on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 08:53:00 PST

JACKED!!!

ok, so my weekend started out great. friday night, me and Jason and Tim drank our asses off and had a lot of fun (well me and Jason did, Tim took off before me and J did so i don't think he got drunk)...
Posted by The Disco Pirate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Vikings and Wenches...

ok, y'all, we've finally done it. the Vikings and Wenches Southbay Bonfire Drinking Club is now official. we've been talking about it long enough, now we finally made it happen. come on by and check i...
Posted by The Disco Pirate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this weekend i...

this weekend i went camping, drank way too much, did like 30+ beer-bong hits (overall for 3 nights, plus all the regular beers), went hiking and passed out at the summit of a mountain by myself, went ...
Posted by The Disco Pirate on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST