PANDORA FAIL |
NO NO NO!!!!!I recently showed up at a friend's house for an impromptu hangout. When I arrived, she was desperately trying to add songs to her Pandora profile so that there'd be music when...
Posted by Herr Terror on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:01:00 PST |
SCREENPLAY IN THE WORKS |
So I've been blowing my trumpet about this screenplay I've been working on and am all excited about. In fact, it's elicited comments to the effect that some people think I'm not really working on anyt...
Posted by Herr Terror on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:17:00 PST |
THE SPOONING MATTRESS! |
AT LAST! THE SPOONING MATTRESS!I have, at last, solved one of life's most annoying problems... where the dude puts his arm during post-coitus! No more twisted arms that fall a...
Posted by Herr Terror on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 06:25:00 PST |
REVIEWS AND COMMENTARY |
Jason is BeautifulPsycho BraheEpitaph, 2006Mark my words; England's Psycho Brahe (a clever play on astronomer Tycho Brahe's name, Tycho Brahe) will be the next big indie rap-pop sensation (or as middl...
Posted by Herr Terror on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:39:00 PST |
BLOG |
5/11/07So the other day I was riding my bike home from work. Wait, it gets even better.My route takes me along a thousand-foot long bridge that looms over the mouth of Portland's back bay. The bridge ...
Posted by Herr Terror on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:40:00 PST |
OTHER ARTICLES |
i have restless leg syndromeMood: my legs are restlessCurrently Listening To: jobriath &nbs
p; When I first saw a commerical promoting a ...
Posted by Herr Terror on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 05:51:00 PST |
VIDEO |
Check THIS out...MINESWEEPER MADNESSI do a pretty mad impression of my dad in this video... even going so far as to give myself crazy eyes and, though you can't see it, I'm not wearing any pants.Wow, ...
Posted by Herr Terror on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 09:19:00 PST |
FICTION AND LITERATURE |
AN INSPIRATIONAL STORY Death on Two Legs(formerly Sayonara, My Sweet)Every time I walk by the art school on Congress St., I mention that it smells like black cigarettes. But you know, the funny ...
Posted by Herr Terror on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 12:14:00 PST |
Have YOUR Rant Blog Read by REAL celebrities! |
I'm starting a business where out-of-work and B-list actors read aloud from customers' blogs for small amounts of money. The results are streamed from customers' personal sites, which are ho...
Posted by Herr Terror on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:32:00 PST |
... and other stuff. |
Perhaps you've heard this moving story before:One night, after a late dinner of curried chicken and a few beers, I had a dream. I dreamt I was walking along the beach with a long-time f...
Posted by Herr Terror on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 08:40:00 PST |
