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About Me

Your Penis Name is: Beefy McManstick

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I am the coolest person this side of the Mississippi River!
Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison, by a military court for a crime they did not commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles Underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, and no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-team.

I'm just so cool!
I am Kenny, I am 5'10", I weigh 152 pounds, I like martial arts, video games, computers, being a nerd, eating children, scaring people, going to disneyland, making money, throwing things, sword fighting, few people, nunchucks, various weapons and logic. I dislike closed minded people and anyone who stops me from doing something that I like. If you are the sort of person to seriously think that you are cool because you say "Oh yeah well you suck!" as if it really was an insult I don't want to be your friend.
Anyone that thinks I am a stuck up little asshole learn to take irony and hyperboles into account before you say something to make you look really stupid.

My Interests

Movies, martial arts, weapons, computer programing, and taking over the world one person at a time.

I'd like to meet:

Humans and aliens.

Music:

Moderate punk rock:

Movies:

where to start... terminator 1-3, back to the future 1-3, star wars, groundhog day, dumb and dumber, clockwork orange, 2001 a space odissey, caddyshack, austin powers, aladdin, any 007... it goes on and on and on

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Drew Carey, Whose Line is it Anyway, Saturday Night Live, and Monk.

Heroes:

Mighty Mouse, Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, The Flash and The White Dragon (that's me)

My Blog

punching kids and destroying self esteem

Rico: Have you ever seen a smupple? Edward: Dear god... I regret asking before I do.Rico: I'll take that as a no. Edward: You didn't let me ask.Rico: Ask what? Edward: W...
Posted by I'm better than you on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:34:00 PST

Contentment

There is a lot to be said about someone who would be willing to say that death would not bother them. As far as I see you would have to fall into two categories: philosophical, and those who are happy...
Posted by I'm better than you on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:36:00 PST

COOKIES

Cookies by Douglas Adams (author: "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy") This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April ...
Posted by I'm better than you on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:34:00 PST

Level 4

My brother was here. We talked about string theory, gravity, existance of God or some other forces putting energy into the equation. He believes in string theory and believes that it is a good step a...
Posted by I'm better than you on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 12:05:00 PST

more comedy?

Tell me what you think. Most of this is one scene the rest is just random things I thought were funny or point out anything that you think SUCKED. A: In fact the only girls I prefer to fuck are the ex...
Posted by I'm better than you on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 12:15:00 PST

Try to keep up with this

If you can keep up with this ridiculous piece of filth, and/or can improve on it, I need your help writing it, I have more just not enough to be happy with it.Scene one(Tim and Rex walk out of the hou...
Posted by I'm better than you on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 01:21:00 PST

Texas is full of retards (really I mean it)

#1 Every highway is permanently under constriction. Once you get out of a construction zone, the next one starts in less than 5 minutes. I actually prefer to say that "Texas is under cons...
Posted by I'm better than you on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:16:00 PST

Spyware for the use of installing service pack 2?

I hate spyware... not only that but I hate the business practices that revolve around it. Of course 90% of them install themselves on your computer in order to tell you that you have spyware on ...
Posted by I'm better than you on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 04:02:00 PST

Beating fictional women isn't nearly as appealing

Large Piece of Pie Nocturnal Occurance:Two the first floor, with the disappearing balcony guardrails.Sense make of course but then again when the fictional girl is in danger always just go for the kic...
Posted by I'm better than you on Mon, 29 May 2006 01:21:00 PST

I R bored (filter)

I'm bored and my classes are almost over. No more programming in english class. I get a week off after next weeks finals. I still need to talk to people about getting my next compute...
Posted by I'm better than you on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 05:47:00 PST