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About Me

i have two daughters and a future ex husband.(smooches sunshine)i love my job now that i got my raise.i hate the guys i work with during the "big week".i'm a girly girl deep down inside.you wouldnt have a clue by looking at me.my mouth is worse then a veteran truck driver.i hate corny people.i love sarcasm.i'm more determined then motivated.black and whites are usually better then colored pictures.i love flowers. i hate roses.i love pink.i hate purple.i like the rain.i love thunderstorms.i hate humidity.in my hayday i could outdrink any one of you.i'm now a two beer queer.i have a gym membership.i wish it was to a spa instead.wednesday nights are great.mondays suck.soy anything is the way to go.beef is gross.italian food should be in the food pyramid all by itself.and taco hell should be right under it.i hate when you say your from b-town.it's bellmawr asshole!i grew up in "the park".dont hate.you would have loved to.i love pornos.i hate anyone under megan's law.they should be shot and killed.george bush sucks.so do all the losers he lets live on welfare.i got my own kids to feed, why should i feed yours too? understanding accents are not my thing.i have a fuse a cunt hair long.politeness is not my specialty.so f@*k off!"less is more" is all bullshit.i want it all

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

GOD,but i don't wanna die to have to do it. and marilyn monroe,elvis,babe ruth,JFK,Hitler,Al Capone,king tut and the guy who witnessed the titanic hit the iceberg and the captain of the titanic

My Blog

wtf ma’am?

so um yea.some punk ass kid at taco hell today decided to fuck up my whole month.he thought it was appropriate to call me ma'm!!!!!are you kidding me?i'm 26 years olddriving in 08 scion xbeating taco ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:17:00 GMT

engaged and overaged

so if you havnt heard the greatest most wonderful news lately, i'm gonna tell you. me and mr.jordan finally got engaged on saturday. i don't know how i suckered him into this one. 3 years and 2 k...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 19:58:00 GMT

is it just me?

so i've been wondering lately....and it's kinda giving me a complex and all mothers will relate in some type of way. so now that i'm a mom, i think the world of my 2 daughters. i think they are the fu...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 05:52:00 GMT

realizing reality

So this may be T.M.I. for some. But hopefully some can relate or get a glimpse into motherhood. So last night was Jay's 9-9 at work. Wich sucks for everyone. I'm home alone with the girls, who let me ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:09:00 GMT

I'm this Girl

i'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you...i'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 08:45:00 GMT

WHOA BABY

SOOO...LAST NIGHT OUR DAUGHTER DECIDED TO ACT LIKE A SMOKE DETECTOR WHO'S BATTERIES WERE DYING. SHE WOULD RANDOMLY AWAKE AND SCREAM AND WAKE AND SCREAM. ANY NORMAL PERSON I HEAR THIS HAPPENING TO...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:20:00 GMT

AN IMMIGRANT'S POEM

I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there,Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare check...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 07:02:00 GMT

HUNTING GOPHERS

A WOMAN WAS PREGNANT WITH TRIPLETS. ONE OF THE KIDS SAID, "I WISH I WAS A PLUMBER TO GET OUT ALL THIS WATER IN HERE." THE SECOND SAID, "I WISH I WAS AN ELECTRICIAN TO GET SOME LIGHT IN HERE." THE THIR...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 12:03:00 GMT