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Sexy Boy Mike

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About Me



um....... im mike i live in my room in van nuys. everyone says my room smells but i can't smell it. I play bass and gutiar. i drive a 1999 chevy astro van with a hello kitty air fresheier im pretty lame and im a fatty and i love to eat eat eat eat and eat somemore. .

My Interests

I like to touch myself in special areas and kill things. i like to have sex with anything. i like to play in all my bands i play hte bass and gutiar i like to honk at ugly people when im driving i yell at people and scare them when im driving and they jump and its funny.

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet anyone who treats me nice. cause if you treat me nice ill treat u nice i allways think but i just dont like some kinds of people. i want to meet a bum that won the lottry
You are Heroin Bob!

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Music:

Rancid, Litmus Green, 7 Seconds, Broken Society, Amerikan Made, The Vandals, Crass, Propagandi, Anti-Flag, Leftover Crack, C.O.F., Total Choas, A Global Threat, Youth Brigade, Pistol Grip, The Forgotten, U.S. Bombs, Operation Ivy, Pennywise, Lars and the Bastards, Zeke, Conflict, Horror Pops, The Stooges, Refused, Bad Religion, Oi Polloi, Voids, The Forgotten, Dead Kennedys, Broskys Revolt, 98 Mute, F-Minus, Choking Victim, Minor Threat, G.B.H., Circle Jerks, Agent Orange, Black Flag, The Unseen, Cheap Sex, Third Estate, The Exploited, Kelly Clarkson, Ashly Simson im so cool

Movies:

head of state(inside joke) old texas chain saw masicar, the ring, seven, all of the hendrix, i like scary movies, freddy got fingered, old school, half baked, all the movies iv seen with jess and i like alot of movies just can't think of their names.

Television:

any thing on basic channels casue i dont have cable

Books:

you have to know how to read to like books and i cant read

Heroes:

My hero is you buddy and this shark

My Blog

FUCK EMO!

Dear diary, my life is a complete fiasco. The dashboard show is this weekend and I can't even fit into my little sister's jeans anymore. My dad grounded me cause he caught me in my mom's makeup ag...
Posted by Sexy Boy Mike on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 09:48:00 PST

the best songever made jk but i like it cause im gay

"Behind These Hazel Eyes" Seems like just yesterday You were a part of me I used to stand so tall I used to be so strong Your arms around me tight Everything, it felt so right Unbreakable, li...
Posted by Sexy Boy Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you got to do this

take 5 mins and answer these fucking questions! please do you's 1. do you think im cute? 2. do you want to kiss me? 3. do you want to cuddle wit me? 4. do you want to hook up with me? 5....
Posted by Sexy Boy Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

take it PLEASE!

would you.......? [ ] hang out with me? [ ] go see a movie with me? [ ] make a move on me during that movie? [ ] hug me? [ ] hug me a lot? [ ] kiss me? [ ] use your tongue? [ ] dance with ...
Posted by Sexy Boy Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate some kind of people

i hate it when i look at my thing and it says that i have a lot of people look at my profile and dont ask me to be there friends or they dont leave a comment. grrrrrrr at you people, if you read this ...
Posted by Sexy Boy Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sometimes...

sometimes...i feel so gay. i dont know. i just feel like look at gay porn and jackin off. i dont know. im really werid. can u please help me. i really need help. thanks. thanks alot.
Posted by Sexy Boy Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i wrote a poem about some girl

The Cool Girl Once there was a girl at school She was very beautiful, but she wasnt very cool She had long blonde curly hair Shes beautiful; she always knows what to wear When she gets into cl...
Posted by Sexy Boy Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST