Monday Sickness |
A guy works at a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick." He worked the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in and says, "I ca...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 06:23:00 GMT |
Simple Math |
Little Johnny was in his math class one day when the teacher singled him out."If I gave you $200," the teacher began," and you gave $50 to Mary, $50 to Sally and $50 to Susan, what would you have?""An...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 15:05:00 GMT |
Woman's Vocabulary |
Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those ar...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 13:25:00 GMT |
Learn Chinese With Me |
That's not right: Sum Ting WongAre you harboring a fugitive?: Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me ASAP: Kum Hia NaoStupid Man: Dum GaiSmall Horse: Tai Ni Po NiDid you go to the beach?: Wai Yu So Tan?I b...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 22:07:00 GMT |
Pope And The Queen |
One day the Pope and the Queen of England were sitting in a balcony dicussing their power over their people. The Queen tells the Pope, "With one simple wave of my hand I can make my followers go crazy...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:47:00 GMT |
Like Mother Like Daughter |
Like Mother Like Daughter
There were 3 girls in high school, they were all best friends and they're moms were all best friends as well, one mom was blonde, one mom was brunette, and the other had blac...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:16:00 GMT |
