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Michelle

I mean, who in their right mind in a choice between pancakes and living chooses pancakes?

About Me



My name is Michelle, and I don't like anybody, so I probably won't like you.

My Interests

Damn... every time I try to make a list of "interests" it turns into a list of dislikes. I'm such a pessimist.

I'd like to meet:

YOU! hahahaha JUST KIDDING!!

Music:

You guess.

You are Slymenstra Hymen! Good for you! She's the
chick of GWAR and thus kicks the most ass. Few
people want to fuck with you, mainly because
your cunt is constantly bleeding and they think
that is pretty damned gross...

What Member of GWAR are you?
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Movies:

Kill Bill, one and two.. , SIN CITY!! Four Rooms, Austin Powers just the first two, HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE, Road Trip, Eurotrip, Old School, Dumb and Dumberer, Office Space (ummm... yeaaaah..), Zoolander, Team America.. "America.. FUCK YEAH!", Kung Fu Hustle, Talladega Nights, well.. basically anything funny...

Television:

Seinfeld!!!!! I watch TBS during the day... what does that tell you about my life?

Books:

Boring ass text books for school, but I hardly ever even read those.

Heroes:

My nephew - for being the only one other than Kramer.. to pull off this hair style..