My name is Rami (Rah-Me)Hawana
Rami is Egyptian for Sagittarius
I never learned how to swim properly
If you believe Chocolate sprinkles & Rainbow sprinkles should be seperated, you are a racist
I am a vegetarian of 8 years but still eat fish and am proud of it
I could eat sushi everyday for the rest of my life
I have an unnatural knack for video games
If you're not reading Kerouac, you're not reading at all
Hacky Sack is SO a sport
Anime is not "just a cartoon"
Real Animes are only 26 episodes
I drink Vitamin water and Energy drinks like no tomorrow
I am the master of my own destiny
I can drink you under the table
I will quit smoking cigarettes when I feel I'm ready, no other time
I dress how I want and when I want
Tofu and Bean Curd are the same thing
I like to be the Devils Advocate of conversations
I'm a sucker for girls with glasses
I go to the Halloween Day Parade in the village every year
Chase the rain, and Embrace it
I don't like TV, turn it off
Chapstick is essential
It is not Emo to write poetry
I enjoy Independent films just as much as regular films, if not more
I'm not perfect, I'm human
Better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt
Religion is the opiate of the masses
I CAN tell the difference between beers, beer is not beer
Fireworks are magical
I roll really nice dutches
Music is my life
I make flowers out of cigarette butts
The ending scene to the last Lord of the Rings WAS a little gay
I listen to music constantly
Maybe I do joke around too much
I spend way too much time on my hair
I skank at ska shows
The road is life
I believe in karma
I like kissing
Converse are my means of transportation
I like to bite
My favorite comedies of all time shall always be 40 Year Old Virgin, and Clerks 2
The "kid in a candy store" expression doesn't work with me
Penguins deserve to fly too
Spontaneous and Impulsive actions should not be frowned upon
I've decided I will be a famous writer, whether the public likes it or not
I am blessed with many friends
All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land
If you can make me laugh, we'll get along
Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken
I'm too nice for my own good
Love is a duel
Growing up is a part of life
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that corn needs to lie the fuck down
Shut up and swallow my pride for me
An enemy is just a person with a different opinion
Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular opinion
Invader Zim never should have been canceled
Killing yourself is not an option
I do actually have a favorite band
I have a lisp
I am extremely ticklish
Most of the time, if I make fun of you, it's because I love you
Ramis are notorious for ruining a good thing
I am famous for my hugs
I always keep my cellphone in my right front pocket, my keys in my left, and my wallet in my right back pocket
My hands have names, Grabby and Squeezy
I saw that my life was a vast glowing empty page and I could do anything I wanted
