sex |
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teethThe American Dental Association says ...
Posted by SLIGHTLY STOOPID on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:29:00 PST |
true |
"Calabasas Barbie"This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set ar...
Posted by SLIGHTLY STOOPID on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:56:00 PST |
funny |
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the ...
Posted by SLIGHTLY STOOPID on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:03:00 PST |
funny |
Redneck Timbuktu
Tuesday, September 30, 2003
The finals of the National Youth Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a student going to one of the finest private schools...
Posted by SLIGHTLY STOOPID on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:38:00 PST |
jokes |
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Posted by SLIGHTLY STOOPID on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:13:00 PST |
funny |
Little Eddy's Test
Wednesday, March 9, 2005
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Eddy what is your problem?" Eddy answered, "I'm too smart f...
Posted by SLIGHTLY STOOPID on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 04:04:00 PST |
funny stuff |
how sex starts lol Body: Body: ...A smile leads to a laugh...a laugh leads to a high 5...a high 5 leads to a hug...a hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 makeout...a makeout leads 2 finger...a finger ...
Posted by SLIGHTLY STOOPID on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:10:00 PST |
90's kids |
I....Remember.....Before the Internet & text messaging. Before Sidekicks & iPods. Before MIKE JONESSS Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX. Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night. WHEN...
Posted by SLIGHTLY STOOPID on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:40:00 PST |
JOKES |
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. La...
Posted by SLIGHTLY STOOPID on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:30:00 PST |
Jokes |
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ...
Posted by SLIGHTLY STOOPID on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 11:07:00 PST |
