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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: optimus
Birthday: 10-26-80
Birthplace: lazer garden on lunar surface
Current Location: seattle, wa
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5.11
Right Handed or Left Handed: south-paw
Your Heritage: english/mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: white nikes
Your Weakness: my massive head
Your Fears: high places
Your Perfect Pizza: i like mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i wanna go somewhere
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i don't use instant messengers
Thoughts First Waking Up: You've got to be fucking kidding
Your Best Physical Feature: my oversized head
Your Bedtime: 9 o'clock sharp
Your Most Missed Memory: standing on the summit of mount st. helens the moment before it shot its world-devestating payload into the atmosphere.
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi, bitch
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonald's i guess
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: yuk. I'm ice tea'ed the fuck out
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: all the fucking time.
Do you Shower Daily: thrice
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: I'm finished
Do you want to get Married: i think so
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah, I made up the word "rectus"
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: My head weighs like seventy pounds. I'm liquid sex
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: love 'em.
Do you play an Instrument: i can carry a tune, if that's what ya mean. so no.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: i played macbeth, richard the third, othello and shylock in my "one-man horse shit production of fucking no i haven't been on goddamn stage in the past month"
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, i haven't seen anyone seriously in about a decade.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yeah, it's so cool and exciting - I do that kind of shit all the time. I'm all like, "fuck, hahah we should totally go fucking skinny dipping" and everyone's like "hahahahah, fuck yeah let's do it!!"
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: no. christ.
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: i don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: cyborg
What country would you most like to Visit: england
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: med
Height: doesn't really matter as long as she's not freakishly tall or short
Weight: 35-70 lbs.
Best Clothing Style: whore
Number of Drugs I have taken: I'm addicted to drugs
Number of CDs I own: not sure
Number of Piercings: three
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I smooched with: Oh, good question. So many, so many. Gee, I'm glad this came up.
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