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Pablo Neruda, Tori Amos, God, Ani Difranco, Bret Easton Ellis, The Lizard King, F. D. R., Churchill, Eddie Izzard, Miles Davis, Madonna, Albert Einstien, Harry Potter, Elizabeth I, CoCo Chanel, Chuck P. Laura Roslin, The Kidd, Hal (what are you doing, Dave?), Cat Williams, Volyova, Bauldrillard, DeBord

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I have Facebook now and I hate it cause it doesn't like you to be able to find your friends.  So if you have facebook tell me how to friend you!
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:54:00 GMT

Revised, Reloaded, Refitted, Redesigned, ReInvented, ReIssued and Refried

So I've decided to attempt a renovation of myself, my self image and the faces I show the world at large.I am announcing the R&D of Chris 10.0My goals are not simple ones and not ones that will be...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 20:36:00 GMT

Dr. Strangelove or How the Jews Got Revenge for The Holocaust

The bombs had names, how they were chosen is a mystery to me (if you do know please tell me).  Fat Man and Little Boy (a reference to former President Roosevelt though I do not know the meaning f...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 02:00:00 GMT

And another thing

As response to my v-mail contest was amazingly underwhelming, I went ahead and changed it on my own, so I win my own contest!  Does that make me a winner or (more likely) a loser? =)Oh well, the ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 13:28:00 GMT

Contest! Thousands of dollars in prizes!

So I have decided that my voicemail message (circa 2005) has long since grown common and overused, much like Flava-of-Love spinoff cast members so I decided that it would be so much fun to have a cont...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 21:54:00 GMT

My Kingdom for a Key

So here's how it went down.  I locked my keys in my car and tried to get campus security to jimmy my lock (that sounds dirty, huh?).  They said they can't do that and that they would have to...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 05:49:00 GMT

Oh Em Gee

So today is my first day working at Heartland and OMG is it dull.  School is going well, for anyone who is wondering.  Right now it is a little overwhelming but I think I am dealing. Oh, I ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 07:52:00 GMT

Summer Reading and the Nature of God

I just finished Samuel R. Delaney's 'Dhalgren.'  An amazing work, not just for the plot which was categorically original while at the same time being a sort of re-telling of Beowulf (think Grendh...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 13:17:00 GMT

Wassup, Yinz!

Ok.  There's alot to catch you all up on. First off, I love Heartland cause they gave me a job already and possible another job as well (if find out today).  The job I have now is as a lab a...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:09:00 GMT

Unexpected News

So this week had been big for three reasons.  First off, I think that one of my former employers is giving me a bad and subsequently unlawful refrence.  I say think when actually I am certai...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 12:09:00 GMT