StarToedSneech - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i'm going places. then again, so was the donner party. i eat food like i'm mad at it. i like stuff that smells good. my dog snoring is the most comforting sound in the world to me. my hobbies include, but are never limited to: watching cheesy movies, obsessive-compulsively rearranging things, and making fun of people weaker than me.

My Interests

being antisocial, chocolate covered anything, getting tattooed, my dog, cartoons, being sad that gilmore girls got cancelled.

I'd like to meet:

a two headed sea monkey, an english speaking wombat, and three angry surgeons.

Music:

Music: i listen to everything. no, rilly EVERYTHING. stuff i play on any given day... street dogs, necro, the stranglers, suicidal tendencies, cowboy junkies, patsy cline, betty blowtorch, iggy pop, the pogues, guttermouth, 45 grave, sage francis, elvis costello, elvis presley, atmosphere, kmfdm, death before dishonor, snap-her, johnny cash, tom waits, brotha lynch, beethoven, mindless self indulgence, bad religion, X, the cramps, bloodhound gang, the dresden dolls, I LOVE DOLLY PARTON, motley fucking crue; and anything they play at a stripclub i prolly know word for word... go top40 hiphop.

Movies:

army of darkness, the evil deads, hard candy, weird subtitled asian horror, all the friday the 13th, harold and kumar go to whitecastle, anything jack black and a buncha other crap i can't think of.

Television:

cartoons, pride, ufc

Books:

patrick suskind: perfume/katherine dunn: geek love/paul di fillippo: the steampunk trilogy/anything by christopher moore and most of terry pratchett's work also. oh yeah, and harry potter. no, rilly.