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Lil' Ritz

Ricardo Montalban?

About Me

I am head over heels in love with the most amazing person I have ever met, my beautiful and "so awesome" girlfriend/wife, Sarah! Baby you have a big head, but I love the shit out of you! You can find me straight balling up at soccer city, or working my life away. I am a jagger monster domino champion and a self proclaimed down hill racer extraordinaire!

My Interests

Sarah, Music, Drinking, NFL Season, Soccer, Matt + Flyleaf, Basketball, Concerts, Dominos, Jagger Monster, Incoming Drunk Dialers, Toasts, Stealing Signs, Staying Up "Too" Late, Madden 2003, Pool, Eurosport, Kicking My Brother's Ass At Foosball, Aviators and Stunna Shades, Good movies, Bad movies, Pops's BBQ, Cody's Photography, Wanna-Be Skateboarding, Gummy Worms, Running, I-pods, Thrift stores, Camping, Ping Pong/Beer Pong "Dynasty"... and all other kinds of ill shit!

I'd like to meet:

All limiting factors aside (fictional, and or dead) Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder, Gadget, Michelangelo (the turtle not the painter) Shotzi, Mike Myers, The Dude, Dumbledore, Rob and Big, the kraft cheese dinosaur, Jose Cuervo, and ahh... anyone really so holla at me!

Music:

I love music... it completes me!!! I like anything really I mean if its good its good!

Movies:

Theres a bang of them, but some favorites are; Snatch, The Big Lebowski, Young Frankenstien, He Got Game, and for some reason Cat and the Hat cracks my ass up! "!OH YEAH!"

Television:

Heroes... is pretty rad!

Books:

I can't get enough of anything written by Anthony Burgess! Oh and Cliff Notes... j/k, kinda, but really Cliff Notes

Heroes:

My Parents

My Blog

Update into the life of Ritz, brought to you by... Ritz

So I just moved into a new apartment, it's been a rough transition for Sarah, Bella, and I, but we made it. For those of you who don't know "The Bella," AKA, The AKC Bella Vicious, she's my bitch! A t...
Posted by Lil' Ritz on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:40:00 PST

I love lamp!

to my true friends, please disregard this! for all others fuck you, your mothers and possibly your cousins! why is everyone so interested in my business, i know you'll read this because you're jocking...
Posted by Lil' Ritz on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:40:00 PST