the boy next door. the stranger inside. the hooker on the corner. me in ten years. the sexy beast. the bum that takes a shit on my sidewalk every morning. the crackhead with a beautiful smile. that dude in short shorts. susie q. torn anus. the tongue. it. the finger. your mom. my dad in the next life. the spelling bee champion of the world. the devil that made me do it. the person who discovered sex. whatever entity that holds the title 'god'. someone who was stabbed in the eyeball. someone show just plays guitar with their teeth. drummers with a mean D-beat. people who just want to rock. all kinds of disgruntled teenagers. that one guy who always lurks in the corner. someone who masturbates at least ten times a day. music that makes me piss my pants. the inventor of sparks.